Three guys at the beach decided to bet on who could swim the farthest. The first guy, could not swim so he lost. The second guy got a cramp right away. The third one swam far away into the distance, and was not seen or heard on for days... Three weeks later his corpse was found floating by the shore. The other two died out of guilt.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An apple up your ass, a penis in your ramen, finding out you have herpes, or many other scenarios. In short, there are many things worse than finding a worm in your apple.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Oh wait i screwed up, Because of u

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Art.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw food on the other side the the farmer was going to chop his head off.

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What do you call three mexicans in a bowl of soup? Whatever their respective names might happen to be.

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Johnny is walking around school when he sees a kid crying. He asked the kid what he was crying about and the kid said " I was trying to talk to a girl"

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How do you make a dyke moan? Insert a BEAVER in it!

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Brian finally kissed a girl on the lips... After her daily whore shift of blowjobs -Ap

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Why is Timmy a dumbass ? He's not, because asses cannot, by definition, be intelligent, so it is unnecessary to qualify it as "dumb".

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its body.

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A bartender walks into the man and the bar said nothing because it was inanimate.

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A fat lady walks into a bar. Your probably wondering what she ordered. She ordered a ham burger.

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Is that a banana in your pocket? As a matter of fact, yes it is.

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A guy walks into a restaurant.... He ordered his meal , got desert and left a nice tip based off a percentage of his final bill.

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Why wasn't the man wearing a life vest? Because he was sleeping.

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Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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What do you call a bad anti joke? And anti joke

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Why did blink-182 get a record deal? Because they play quality punk rock.

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passenger seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because Your mother said so. Now get a life and get off this website young fellas.

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a jew!

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Why are birds purple? because it fits the sky why are bats purple? bats aren't purple

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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