How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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A horse walked into a bar, the bartender asked "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, as it was a horse and did not speak English nor understand what the man had said, the horse then stumbled around the bar for a while, confused, before finding the exit and leaving.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why did the chicken cross the street? To get to your house. Knock Knock Who is there. The chicken.

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How do you stop a bus You throw a fridge at it

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What do you call a bunch of black guys on mars? a problem What do you call 1 million black guys on mars? a bigger problem What do you call all the black guys on mars? a solution

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What do you say to a black man with a gun? Don't shoot me.

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yo mommas so ugly that as a child she was often teased for her looks.

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Wanna know something funny? Your face

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple

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Knock knock. Who's there? Heisenberg...

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Q: How do you make a black man nervous? A: Threaten to kill his family.

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Roses are red, Violets are pretty, look at their team, Surrender at 20.

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Let's go burn down an orphanage, what are they gonna do tell their parents?

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll order The Special, what's wrong with you?

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If a prisoner got one visitor who would he ask to see An Eskimo

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How do you make a baby float? 1 can root bear 2 scoop baby

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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Bitch please, you're adopted as well.

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What sound does a childs head make in a vice? I don't know, I was too busy wanking.

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What did johnny say when he fell down the stairs? Nothing he snapped his neck

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What did Helen Keller say to the leper? Buaaaaguuuhloo

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What is the difference between a black man and a sofa? A black man is a human being with feelings, while a sofa is an inanimate object that people sit on in order to enjoy comfort and possibly watch television.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having enough money to buy an apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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