Why did the gambler sell his house? Because he needed money to pay for male hookers.

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Your mother is a stupid bitch. For real.

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How does a girl with no arms swing on the swing? She doesn't, she has no arms.

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What is a homeless man for Halloween? A garbage bag

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I always wanted to know what the future will hold in the decades to come... Until I realized the idiotness of my own thought for it is nigh impossible for us humans to see the future... Except... That the ancient Mayan civilization prophesized the end of the universe, which I did take into consideration as I slowly nibbled my way through the waffle cone till I had realized that I had reached the paper surrounding the cone and immediately spat it out for it leaves a fowl taste In my mouth, then continued eating my ice cream as I pondered the future and the anti-climatic ending of this anti-joke.

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Justin Bieber.

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Q: What game will Helen Keller always win? A: Marco Polo. She is a fast swimmer.

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Roses are red violets are blue this is an anti joke so like this

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Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

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What smells bad and is black, A very dirty dead decomposing body.

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I really don't care how you dress at my funeral, I'll be dead!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cook Pu. Ok then. Kelvin Yang.

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Q: What do you do when you meet someone new? A: You don`t know and expect me to do so? Get a life!

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What did the white teen say to the black man? Sup nigga. What then followed? A savage beating at which the teen did not survive.

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What have a blueberry and a raspberry got in common? They both can't ride a skateboard

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Donald Trump.

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why was the black man forced to sit at the back of the bus ? it was a busy day.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chu... Forget this, this is overused.

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PENIS

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What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

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A drunkard stumbles into the bar. Now he's got thousand's of dollars in medical bills.

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Two Gay Men Walk Into a Bar, Not Just Any Bar...... a Sports Bar and Enjoy a nice cold Beer with their Heterosexual friends while watching the super bowl. They both go in the back room, where it is dark, together........ and they call for the manager to find out where the chef is so they can tie him down..... and smother him....... in questions concerning the size of his....... buffalo wings stop judging people you ass.

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A man drops a penny between a Jew and a homosexual. The man says "oh excuse me," picks up his penny and continues with his day.

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What is big, grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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