Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was hungry. Thats why.

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a fish swimming in the water swims

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what happen to covietz when he licked his balls? nothing he likes the taste

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Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

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uh uh uh uh .... oh i swallowed my gum

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if quiz is quizzal whats test?

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A black guy walks into a KKK meeting. He is burnt on a cross outside his families house. They will mourn his death for years to come

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poop

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Yo momma is so fat, when she wears a bathing suit, people are like, wow, that woman is fat.

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Why did the man suck at basketball? Because he is white, 5 foot 2, and has no arms. Posted By: Lram

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Viciously beating your children with other recently beaten children.

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When I grow up, I don't want to be a therapist. I have enough trouble figuring out the problems in my math book.

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rosie o'donald goes on a diet

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A dyslexic paraplegic walks into a bra

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A man walked into a bar. He sustained a mild concussion and a brusied pelvis

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A blonde girl gets in a bad car accident . A man stops on the side of the road to help her . She is panicking The man gets out a piece of chalk and draw a small circle. He says "Do not step out of this circle" The man smashes her car with a baseball bat She giggles He rolls her car down the hill, She laughs Her car is on fire , She is cracking up He yells " WHAT IS SO FUNNY " She says , "I stepped out of the circle three times when you weren't looking"

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How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't. She's dead.

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Your mother is so bad at cooking that people often remark on how bad at cooking she is.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Bananas can't talk.

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Q: what is socialism? A: a terrible system

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Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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How did the gay guy greet the other gay guy? Nice to meet you.

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Why did the girl fall from the swing? She was laughing at an anti-joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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