- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, a bulldozer rolls into a bar, there is no bar now.

Why did the old man fall off his bicycle? Because somebody threw a fridge at him.

I`m not as random as you think i`m salad.

Michael Jackson walks into a daycare center.

whats worse tan loosing checkers getting lit on fire

what is the difference between a indian and a trampoline? you take you shoes off to jump on the trampoline.

What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town? Look, here comes Tarzan! What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town with sunglasses on? Nothing. They don't recognize him.

Nobody enjoys your company. Nobody likes your work. Nobody loves you. There is no person who's name is legitimately nobody.

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Statistically speaking, one out if every seven dwarves are unhappy

How do you get a pirate out of your seat? Politely ask him to move for you were there first.

Yo momma so fat when god said let there be light he said get the fuck out the way!

Stephen Hawking wheels into the Center for Theoretical Cosmology.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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Where is one place everyone eventually goes to rest? A cemetery.

How do you get 100 midgets into a mini? You have to manufacture a mini big enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It won't be street legal, but at least your problem with fitting the midgets in the mini is solved.

I walked up to my friend who's a drug addict holding a can of coke. I then told said friend that I liked the smell of coke. My friend then went on to snort 27 Kilos of cocaine.

Sidney Crosby comes face-to-face with Alex Ovechkin. The Penguins were playing the Capitals.

Transgenders! More than meets the eye! Transgenders! Girl was once a guy! LGBTs wage the battle to destroy The homophobic forces of Christianity! Transgenders! Homos in disguise!

Want to get shot? Go to Virginia Tech. Too Soon?

What is different between a pile of dead infants and a red ferrari? Being the victim of a mass murder.

What do Ethiopians do for dinner? Starve.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? EVERYWHERE

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