Wanna hear a joke? Denver Broncos.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? No reply cause Kyle got knocked out by the door.

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What do you call a guy who has no experience flying a plane? Suicidal

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Two olives are sitting on a counter, one falls off and the other one asks "Are you okay?" and he replies, "It is only a slight wound I think I will be just fine"

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why did the computer crash? it didn't

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who wants to hear a joke about the broken pencil? to late, its sharpened

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How do u put an elephant in a refrigerator? -open it up and put it in How do u put a girraffe in a refrigerator? -open it up take out the elephant and put it in All the animals it the world are at a party in Florida. Which one didnt go? -the girraffe, it was in the frige Your trying to cross a river. A sign says alligators everywhere. U have no boat and no bridges. How do u get across? - swim the alligators are at the party in florida

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Justin Bieber.

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Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

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Why did your mom cross the street? She didn't. She was a home. Making me a sandwhich.

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Why was the boys dick hard? Because he stuck it in a hole in the snow.

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Say this fast: Alpha kenny body sofa king hard with mike hawk. :)

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And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

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Q: Why did the black man call the white man a rasict? A:because he called him black.

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your mom

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot them in the head with a revolver.

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A rapist is asked to teach a kindergarden class. The kids learn many things and have a great day.

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How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 69

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Do you like waffles yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes do you like french toast yeah we like french toast dododododod let me get a mouth full. WAFFLES!!!!!!!

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Why did my mom smell bad. Because she is a corpse and has been dead for some days now

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Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

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Who would win in a chess duel between Ender Wiggin and Artemis Fowl? Artemis Fowl will calculate the optimal path to move his pieces. Ender Wiggin will calculate the optimal path to kill the queen, so all the other pieces just sort of fall down.

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have you seen the movie, Constipated? Never mind, it hasn't come out yet.

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How many women does it take to replace a light bulb? Please advise. Thanks, Holly

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Anti Joke

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