- Anti Joke

How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

yo momma so fat i abuse my wife

What's worse than Fantasy Basketball? Playing Fantasy WNBA.

what's brown and sticky? a stick.

Did you hear about the absent minded professor that tried to change the tire on his pickup truck? He forgot to lock the jack and the truck crushed his head like and egg shell.

What's funnier than 68? Will ferrel

I like my coffee like i like my woman.... with big titis.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it most likely saw a shiny object and wanted to play with it. Luckily there was no cars passing at the time but the parents should be more careful to keep thier child in sight and away from peril. That and the baby found a small piece of glass that could be harmful to it....

Why was Shane cool... Because he was a cool bean.

There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane..."

Q:Why did the man throw his clock out the window A:Because he didn't like his clock

A boy walks up to a girl and says "Do you like ice cream? Cuz I have a huuuuuge penis."

Why did the girl fall of her chair? The chair can only hold so much weight.

Roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

how did the jewish man die He had a fatal hard attack

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is red and lies on the floor? the boy that jumped out of the plane

If you were a cactus, why?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was feeling suicidal due to an existential crisis.

Isn't everyday "black tie optional"?

Roses are red, I'm tired... I think I'll lie down now

when life givs you lemons, make lesbian porn

Why did thw chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

knock knock whos there? IRS Oh....