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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed, one fell off and bumped his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "He has a mild concussion."

"We all miss somebody a lot every now and then, its only human! But never give up, just keep reloading and firing until you hit that somebody!" Moral: Moral, answer me, MORAL MOOOOORAAAAAAAAL! DUN DU DURUN, DUN DUN DUN! gunshot (The moral section just because I love them red thumbs ^^)

A black man walks into a bar and is proptly told to leave. He proceeds to sue the bar owner, then buys the bar and turns it into a community center that helps at risk children.

Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 7 ate 9.

What's the difference between a blonde and a blow up doll? The blonde is a person, you sexist asshole.

What do you call a gay man? Homosexual

A possesed goat: "moo"

What do you call a person who dies in march A dead person

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. Question is, how did they get in there?

What is the difference between a shark and a human? A shark is a type of fish with a full cartilaginous skeleton and a highly streamlined body and a human is the only living species in the Homo genus.

What do you call a banana that just got pealed A banana

Q: What did the Jewish man find when he turned on his shower? A: gas

why did the chicken cross the road? well he usually takes the bus to his job but he missed it so he had to walk. Unrelated to this, he works at KFC

what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

What does a Jewish man do when he sees a new car? Doesn't buy it because he puts his money in a fund.

What's worse, a dead baby or an abortion? A dead baby on a bayonet

A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

I hate cripple jokes! I just can't stand them!

children of those parents which re childless, often are childless too...

What's the difference between a dead baby and a pineapple? There will be no funeral for the pineapple..

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