Q. How many puns does it take to make a cup of tea? A. None. A pun is a grammatical construct and as such is incapable of combining the ingredients necessary to generate a hot drink which has been popular for hundreds of years.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because your a fag.

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Erectile Dysfunction.

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I just witnessed a horrible accident today! It was like a silent movie, but with SOUND!!!!

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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Two Mexicans walk into a bar, The bartender says your hired.

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How do you get a boy out of bed, you cut off his fingers.

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Whats worse a black person or a white person I feel like all races are equa,l therefore, there is no correct answer

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What did the bat say to the human? Nothing because bats make too high of frequency noises for humans to understand

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Q-What do you call a woman in the kitchen? A- A woman making me a damn sammich thats what.

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A man walks into a bar. Wait, no, it was a horse. A man walks into a horse

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What did casino dealer say to the other? Every day I'm shuffling.

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What did one cancer patient say to the other? Nothing, both of them were dead.

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Q: What do you call three black people in a car? A: Maltesers

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passenger seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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What was the leg less and armless mans favorite type of music? Nubstep

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If three men were rowing a rowboat backwards across your front lawn, and six of the four back wheels fell off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? 17 because footballs don't have feathers.

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Why did the black person got to Wal-mart? Wal-mart has relatively low prices

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What time is it when it is time to get a watch? About 4:30, unless its a monday.

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A man walks into a bar. It turns out he's an alcoholic, and he goes home and beats his wife.

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Why was the sex offender sweating in the playground? Because he was pushing his over weight son on the swing.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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-Will you follow the live coverage of 86th Acacemy Awards? -No. -Are you anti-semitic?

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what is the world worst joke? this one

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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