In the middle of a long flight from Heathrow to Chicago O'Hare, the passengers of a 747 watched the engines all suddenly flame out. "Now, folks," the captain said over the PA as the plane plummeted to the earth, "I want it on record that I said it in plain English: a 747 can't fly from Heathrow to Chicago without refueling." No one bothered writing it down.

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today a nazi canadian killed himself the world is now a better place

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your momma is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

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how many blondes did it take to fix a nuclear reactor? 1 she was a black japanese rapist

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What do you do when your internet goes down? You right click on the internet connection and try to fix the problem.

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Roses are Red Toilets are Blue Get out of Me way I Need to POO!

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What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

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What do you call a medical student who finishes last in his class? Doctor.

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What's funnier than 68 69

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What do you call a sleeping bull? Don't call him anything and back away slowly.

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Whats worse then world war 3 world war 4

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okay i know you read this far but this is the turning point

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Ebola How about you?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme oo

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What rhymes with orange? Somalia.

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What is red and has seven dents? Snow White's Cherry.

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What happens every 5 seconds? An African kid dies.

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What is the difference between a Mexican man and a bench? The Mexican man is a human being, thus being sentient and able to partake in social activities, such as receiving education, meeting people, getting a job, raising a family, and getting somewhere in life. The bench cannot do anything. It is inanimate and is meant to be sat on.

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What do you say to a friend when they're feeling down? The Game

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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A man goes to a doctor and says , "My arm hurts in 3 places." the doctor says, "Dont go to those places.

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whats more annoying than being raped by a giant scorpian? finding out that half the anti-jokes are terrible

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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