Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

What did the Mexican guy get for christmas? Deported

What kind of condoms do cows use? None.

what did the left nut say to the right nut? The guy above us is a real dick huh?

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Bob: Hey Jim, what's up? Jim: Obviously the sky, oh and i see a few planes too. by the way why are you asking me why don't you just look up?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the bottom of a pit? Whatever his parents named him.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers!

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? Because he had a seizure.

"who you calling pinhead" tell me you know what thats off

to boys are playing football 1 ses pass tje over ses pass wot

Q: why was the women out of the kitchen? A: Probably to partake in one of her many hobbies.

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A dog walks into a bar and the bartender gives him a bowl of water because it is hot outside and he doesn't want the dog to dehydrate because he could die.

What did the guy say to the blonde? "You're a blonde."

A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. Everyone around him moves away from the grown man talking to his imaginary friend.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? we will never know he never opened it

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Q: Wy did the Araib cross the road? A: To open another gas station.

whats worse than being raped by a random stranger getting raped by your uncle

Whats funnier than 24? 25

What is black and blue and really is not in the mood for sex? The new girl at the women's shelter.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them.

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