- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to the woman he was in love with? Sure, I understand and I'm okay with being just friends.

Knock Kock Who's there? Boo Boo who The ghost from Mario

What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

What did johanne buy when she got pregnant? A staircase

What did batman do before getting into his batmobile? - Look for the keys.

We are lawyers

Grab your Taco, you've pulled a dyslexic Mexican

How many men does it take to screw a light bulb? One, men will screw anything.

When you hit an animal Realize your out of your mind Then realize the animals mind is over there in the ditch.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when the elephants were coming? Here come the elephants! What did Jane say when the elephants were coming? Here come the plums! (She was color blind.)

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

Why would you ever buy an antijoke book? BECAUSE ANTIJOKES ARE F***ING AWESOME!!!

What's better than winning the Paralympics? Having legs.

What is the same between a turtle and an eagle? They both fly, apart from the turtle.

Roses are red, I'm tired... I think I'll lie down now

Q: What's long and gray and kills people? A: A gas pipe.

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? -A pilot

What's the same between a school bus and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the bus.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Potassium? K.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. Are you a grapefruit? No.

Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

Q: why did the pie cross the road? A: Pie is not a living thing and has no way of transportation, therefor the pie did not cross the road.

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