- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a great joke? (any answer) Your dad's choice of condom.

Who could be happier than a kid at a candyshop? A necrophiliac in a morgue

Why does the groom wear a black tux? Because he knows a funeral when he sees one.

"i see", said the blind man ... ...to his deaf wife... ...while his crippled children jumped for joy....

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish

Rachel not blowing Robert.

Do you know what a third world bathroom smells like? Crap

How much wood would Chuck Wood have if Chuck Wood could have wood? None, Chuck Wood has E.D.

What did the pear say to the orange? Orange ya gonna say hi? What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, here's some candy, gent in the van.

How does a black man put puzzles together? First, he locates the four corners. Next, he begins filling in the sides. Finally, he uses the picture on the box to fill in the center. It can be a very tedious process if he is not paying attention.

what is a bracket? a bracket

Why can't jesus hold skittles? They'd fall through his hands.

Why did the lightbulb cross the road? It must have had an external force acting upon it. Lightbulbs are inanimate objects and cannot make decisions or move voluntarily. Someone must have thrown it. It broke. Someone should clean it up.

josh roberts got the d in geog

I like my coffee like i like my woman.... with big titis.

Why was Shane cool... Because he was a cool bean.

Q:Why did the man throw his clock out the window A:Because he didn't like his clock

What's funnier than 68? Will ferrel

There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane..."

how did the jewish man die He had a fatal hard attack

Why did the chicken cross the road? For fitness! ...yeah... nobody laughed when Jonah Hill said it either... awkward

What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

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