- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Show me the money! Said the man last wednesday.

What did the wife say to her husband when he arrived home from work? Nothing. She cried over his coffin. Her husband was a marine who died in a car bombing in Iraq.

What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Poor, poor children.

Mormons having fun.

I have a dig bick . . . . . You have a dirty mind.

Curiosity killed the cat! No, the tire of a vehicle did.

Q: why did the blind man walk off the bridge? A: because he was blind.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish

Who could be happier than a kid at a candyshop? A necrophiliac in a morgue

"i see", said the blind man ... ...to his deaf wife... ...while his crippled children jumped for joy....

Why does the groom wear a black tux? Because he knows a funeral when he sees one.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

Eats shoots and leaves Pandas. If you can't figure this out then you're probably 12

A man walks into a bar.

Wanna hear a great joke? (any answer) Your dad's choice of condom.

Why can't jesus hold skittles? They'd fall through his hands.

josh roberts got the d in geog

what is a bracket? a bracket

Why did the lightbulb cross the road? It must have had an external force acting upon it. Lightbulbs are inanimate objects and cannot make decisions or move voluntarily. Someone must have thrown it. It broke. Someone should clean it up.

Do you know what a third world bathroom smells like? Crap

What did the pear say to the orange? Orange ya gonna say hi? What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, here's some candy, gent in the van.

Rachel not blowing Robert.

How much wood would Chuck Wood have if Chuck Wood could have wood? None, Chuck Wood has E.D.

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