Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got hitted by a drunken driver and died last week, when he was cycling to school.

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Why didnt john feel like fis n chips? he had a bus stuck up his ars

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Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive traits.

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Knock knock Who's there Ted Bundy

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple??? You... Lol jk no there could be alot of things like getting raped, the holocaust, me killing your children i mean someone killing your children. Because if it was me you would know it was me and file a report and i would be arrested and be sent to jail. And in jail i would try my hardest to stay alive brcause if i died that would suck. I would also try not to drop the soap beacuse i might get rapped by some prisib mate, also the floors are quite dirty and that would guve me any type of bacteirial infection like the stupid yeats infection or maby the persob who takes it from me when i finnish would get aids cause it dropped on the floor and who knows were it was. Then he would die from aids and his wife and or kids would be sad and set up a funeral were a preist would stand in akward silence cause the guy murderd the preists father so he wouldnt be mean an ruin the funeral but he wouldnt say anything nice. But after the funeral the preist would go back home and smoke a cigarette because he has started an unhealthy habbit just like millions of people around the world. When will people learn that it kills you faster than cancer well some cancers are quite quick and painless like a head tumor. But most tumors are able to be saved because the doctors are smart these days coming from yale or havord universitys and what not. Most peopel want to take the easy way out by just working at kinkos or wallmart. Both jobs are shit wich is why im probably going to go there cause no one else will except me in there offices or departments. I think its the fact i look like a pedofile trying to kill babys but you know how life is short and difficult to control but you have one life why waste it. Stupid emo kids trying to cut emselfs and shoot themselfs so they dont have to deal with theirs or their partners periods because the other day coming back from mc donalds this guy almost hit me with his car and threw a cup at me for some strange reason but hey not my problem unless he was my first victim?...... Lol jk i have never killed anyone and im not that creapy... Awks POTATO!!!

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whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

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What did batman do before getting into his batmobile? - Look for the keys.

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yo mamas so old she probably ralises the greater risk of breast cancer in middle age women.

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Roses are red, Violets are green, get in my bed, if you know what I mean.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

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Q. Why do Italian men have mustaches? A. So they can look like their mothers.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

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Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

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what happened to the drug addict? he go high

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Tiger Woods isn't a Tiger, He's a lion cheeta.

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Will nearis is here! Get it

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What do you call a black man that flies a plane? -A pilot

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I said so.

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Roses are Red You're Black and Blue My fists seemed to have taken A liking to you

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Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. Are you a grapefruit? No.

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I had an Anti-joke but i forgot it.

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why did chuck norris walk on water? because he's chuck norris

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I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexic. Fcuk!

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Wanna hear a joke? Denver Broncos.

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