A blonde, brunette and redhead are walking in the forest when they come across a set of tracks. The brunette says, "Those are dear tracks." The redhead says, "Those are elk tracks." The blonde says, "Those are moose tracks." They are then hit by bus.

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Chuck Norris doesn't wait in traffic, he takes the subway

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What did the Ginger get for Christmas? A: a soul

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what did the doctor say to the guy with a bullet in his arm you have a bullet in your arm

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If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Personally, I'm a peaceful person. I'd let Hitler figure it out.

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an ant walks into my aunt.... the ant took a dump

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What did the Jew say the Black man after their meal? "Don't worry, I'll pay the bill."

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Why do rabbits have such a reputation for rampant reproduction? Sex feels extra good for rabbits.

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What did the disabled child say when I hit him with my car? *thunk*

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Did you hear about Helen Keller's dog? Neither did she.

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A brunette is walking up the side of a river. She sees a blonde on the other side. "How did you get to the other side?" asked the brunette. "I used the bridge just a few more kilometers up" the blonde replies.

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I am reading the Terms of Service, however I don't fully agree with it's contents.

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How did the mexicans get to the United States of America? By plane.

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How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

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Why did the old woman fall down She got shot

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered eight's family.

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Gangnam style

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What does the Fawkes say? "Remember, remember, the 5th of November..."

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Moralman... Seriously man, take it easy, my name is Nero, yes I play dual identities sometimes, it is only in order to convey my hidden messages to my people. I am deeply sorry to admit that those that assaulted you where indeed from my order, they have been prosecuted by the law and excluded from our order.

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Why did the fat man go to America? Because he was excited to get of work for vacation.

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If you go to an animal shelter to get a pet god, you may be dyslexic.

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A scotsmen, an Irishman and an Englishman all walk into a bar. The publican had accidentally left the door unlocked and the bar was in fact closed. So they left.

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What's the difference between and black dick and a white dick? To get to the other side

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What did the train say at the party Thomas isn't really dumb ass

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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