what do u call a black man a black man

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? She didn't, women belong in the kitchen.

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What has 9 arms and sucks? Def lepeord

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How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

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An Asian man and an Irish man are standing at the bus stop, chatting casually, while waiting for the bus to arrive. The Irish man then turns to the Asian and says, "Despite our blatant differences in both race and culture, perhaps someday when we are both available, we can meet and talk civilly about our everyday lives over a cup of coffee."

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What's worse than the Holocaust? People trying to be funny writing the same jokes over and over.

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"what happened to the man that was walking along the cliff" he was found the next day dead with a seagull on his head.

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How can you tell if someones gay? You ask them.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Who are you texting? YOUR MOTHER.

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Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender shoots him.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the slaughter-house.

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QUIT PUSHING DAD GUMMIT!!!

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Q:Why Did the Black people die in there car A: They were Homeless

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Why are butt pirates butt pirates? Because they just ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR FRUITS

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What is the best way to kill Kony? Shoot him in the head.

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Where do black guys sit in the bus? Enywhere theres a free seat

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The NBA and womens sports

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how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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What do you call a black kid on a bike? Dirt bike

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If dropped from the same height, which hits the ground first an apple or a baby? the apple because the baby has a rope tied around its neck

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What's purple and smells like crap? Crap. I lied about the purple

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