- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My mate mated with my mate's mate. mated of course meaning fucked.

Knock Knock Who's there? Pussy... Do you get it? Think about what you just answered.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

How do you get a priest to cry? Stab him.

What do you call a black kid on a bike? Dirt bike

What do you call a black baby? A nigglet

You're welcome!

XD, Okay, but you gotta marry me too XD Its working again I am skipping class tonight, how about you come by uh, the day after tomorrow? And bring condoms I don't have any.

What do you call the CEO of a successful company? Rich.

- My grand mother died. - I'm sorry.... Did She died of old age ? - No, she got eaten by a giant worm.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

Want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

What do you call a guy and two girls are at the bottom of the ocean? A guy and two girls at the bottom of the ocean.

A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman walk into a bar and the barman asks "Is this some kind of a joke?"

A minor, her mom, her aunt and a marine went out drinking...they had a fun night

What's the difference between a Jew and a cucumber? You can't gas a cucumber.

Did you hear about the mail man without a mail truck? He walked

Whys the Elephant afraid of the mouse? i dont know im not an Zoologist

Q:If Ryan Vallee walks into a room what do you do? A:Walk out -Ryan V

how many babies does it take to paint a barn? depends on how hard you can throw them

We live in a world.... Yeah its called Earth.

What did Delaware? A coat.

Greg told a joke. It wasnt funny...

What do the words lightbulb and lightweight have in common? The word light is in both words. Other than that absolutely nothing.

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