- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do the biggest potatoes grow? the ground.

This anti-joke below is hilarious.

What does a Jewish man do when he sees a new car? Doesn't buy it because he puts his money in a fund.

There was once a family of tomatoes. A daddy tomato a mommy tomato and a baby tomato. they decided one day to take a walk. but the baby was taking forever so the daddy tomato walked back STOMPED on him and yelled "CATCHUP"

why did the chicken cross the road? because the chicken had enough of life and wanted to commit suicide due to recent tragic events such as his cheating wife, his druggie son, his prostitute daughter, losing his home, and getting fired

their were 2 muffins. one said hello how are you. the other screamed "A TALKING MUFFIN"

What you reading? reading?

Two friends sit down to dinner, the third is late so they eat him

I slipped and fell in the shower today. Good thing my dad caught me

What do you call a dog with no legs? Max

what did the apathetic person say? Who Cares?

Why couldn't the convicted felonist come back to America? He lost his passport.

Why did the little boy have a gun pointed at his head? Because he hated his life and wanted to kill himself.

Q: how do you stop a blonde woman from drowning? A: unplug the stopper in the bathtub Q: how do you stop a baby from drowning? A: take your foot off its head

How do you get a n***r out of a tree? Cut the rope

What is worse than finding an Apple in your Worm? Watching your dog jumping of a cliff

Why did the prostitute survive the gunshot? She was wearing a bulletproff vest.

What did the Mexican get for christmas? Nothing, he was caught sneaking over the border in November.

Why was't the Elephant allowed on the Airplane? He didn't have a boarding pass

Roses are red violets are orange......... Wait did I do that wrong?

What do gay guys eat? Normal food like every other human being.

How do you get a little kid out of a tree Throw a jar of foreskin at him

a man walks into a bar. ouch.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Glaucoma.

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