Where did Ann go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish, who had a horrible accident with a fishing hook

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Three decapitated children walk into a bar..... If you are laughing at this....what the hell is wrong with you?

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How many times can the Frenchman cheat on his wife? I don't know.

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Make little things count Teach midgets math

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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You ever hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither has she.

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why was the giraffes head so far away from his body? because he has a long neck

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Why did the man commit suicide? Because on top of his depression, his wife had been cheating on him and his kids all died in a horrible hand-gliding mishap.

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Pick up lines: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're wearing a university of Tennessee sweatshirt. If I could rearrange the alphabet to put 'U' and 'I' together, I would not do it because I would have to reorganize all of my alphabetized files. Is it hot in here to you or am I experiencing early signs of a stroke?

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How do you get a jew out of an empty pool? Give him a lader

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Where do the biggest potatoes grow? the ground.

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This anti-joke below is hilarious.

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Three jews walk into a bar. The bar is hosting a bar mitzvah.

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What does a Jewish man do when he sees a new car? Doesn't buy it because he puts his money in a fund.

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There was once a family of tomatoes. A daddy tomato a mommy tomato and a baby tomato. they decided one day to take a walk. but the baby was taking forever so the daddy tomato walked back STOMPED on him and yelled "CATCHUP"

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the chicken had enough of life and wanted to commit suicide due to recent tragic events such as his cheating wife, his druggie son, his prostitute daughter, losing his home, and getting fired

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their were 2 muffins. one said hello how are you. the other screamed "A TALKING MUFFIN"

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? there are no roads in factory farms.

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What you reading? reading?

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Two friends sit down to dinner, the third is late so they eat him

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Why couldn't the convicted felonist come back to America? He lost his passport.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Max

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what did the apathetic person say? Who Cares?

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