what did the man say to his boss? Hello boss

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was an object of great appeal to him on the other side.

book 'em danno

What has wings and can't fly? What has legs and can't move? What has mouth and can't eat? A dead bird on the road

What does rainbow stand for? Rick Astley Is Nesting By Our Window to harass us

knock knock who's there who who who and if u say something about an I will punch u in the face u stupid cike!!!!

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Q:Why did the retarded student get called down to the office? A:Because both his parents died in a car accident.

Two gay men walk into a bar. Holding hands.

Why is a Wesley a black man ? He licks tuna

My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. (Submitted by Aidan)

what did the dog say to the mailman? woof.

a horse is running across a cliff at 54 miles per hour, against the wind. he has been running for three hours. he needs to run for 347 more kilometers before he is tired. the wind is blowing at a speed of 10 miles per hour... he wonders if he will make it when suddenly he falls off the cliff. why did he fall of the cliff? it was a retarded horse.

A woman walks into a bar but is promptly returned to her kitchen by an officer of the law. Later that same evening, she is beaten mercilessly by her husband for her outright disrespect for the social restrictions imposed upon her gender.

HOLY SHIT, THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!! 1. Hold your breath? for 5 minutes. 2. Die

A Rock accidentally fed a giraffe his fetuses conceived by a box of glue from Jewish Heritage that was made from marker sharpeners that fed paper to elephants while strumming a box of tissues to wipe up the mess from a box of chocolates Forest Gump feeds on your soul while a rock accidentally feeds a giraffe.

What did the man say to the waiter when he was about to tip him? I'm not gay, but $20 is $20.

How many jews does it take to stop hitler. no one knows they didn't

What do you do when your phone goes off in class? Stay behind after class whilst the teacher takes off his pants and tells you do bend over a desk. This is your punishment.

Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

Knock knock Who's there The police "people began to jump out the back window"

What do you call a young man holding a banana? Well, this joke had quite a good ending, but as this site only has anti jokes I am going to change the ending. Because he wanted to eat it.

Womens rights

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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