A dyslexic paraplegic walks into a bra

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A man walked into a bar. He sustained a mild concussion and a brusied pelvis

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Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was hungry. Thats why.

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a fish swimming in the water swims

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A blonde girl gets in a bad car accident . A man stops on the side of the road to help her . She is panicking The man gets out a piece of chalk and draw a small circle. He says "Do not step out of this circle" The man smashes her car with a baseball bat She giggles He rolls her car down the hill, She laughs Her car is on fire , She is cracking up He yells " WHAT IS SO FUNNY " She says , "I stepped out of the circle three times when you weren't looking"

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How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't. She's dead.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Bananas can't talk.

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rosie o'donald goes on a diet

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A mouse sniffed a peice of cheese. It was on a mouse trap and then it died in the trap.

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What was the pirate movie rated? Pg-13

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Why did the girl fall from the swing? She was laughing at an anti-joke.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish

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A couple was arguing about how the man was cheating and he was in "The Doghouse". There clever son pointed out that they didn't own a dog.

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Q: why did the blind man walk off the bridge? A: because he was blind.

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i knew this one arab, who was so arab that there was nothing funny about him

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Q: What did the pony say when it had a sore throat? A: "I have throat cancer and only have six weeks to live."

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Knock Knock Who's there? Reality, we have come to install a doorbell.

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What's sad about 4 people in a Lamborgini going over a cliff? It was my car.

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How did the gay guy greet the other gay guy? Nice to meet you.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Q: what is socialism? A: a terrible system

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Laugh

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if you give somebody a dollar and they give you a different dollar you both have a dollar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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