Q: Why did the Japanese man fall off the cliff? A: He was pushed

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text your mom saying you need help, then turn on vibrate and shove the phone up your ass.

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why did the man fart? because he felt like it.

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Haikus are easy But they often dont make sense flying flamingos

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Did i just hear a joke about birds? No? Well this is Hawkward.

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justin beiber has a penis hahahahahahhaah lol not really

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One night I went to this pub, they had a big jar full of $10 notes in top of the bar. I asked the bar tender what was that jar for and he told me that they have a donkey around back and if you make it laugh you win the jar. So i went around the back and i come back around 5 mins later and the donkey was laughing its head off. So i grabbed the jar and told the boys lets hit the clubs.Two weeks later i went to the same pub and they had another jar with $10 notesso i asked the bar tender what that jar was for and he goes to me "that donkey has been laughing ever since you left, now we want the donkey to cry" So I asked for a go and went around the back and when i come back the donkey was crying. as i went to go grab my jar but the bar tender stops and asks me how i did it. the first time i came i told the donkey i had a bigger dick then him.. the 2nd time i showed him.

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Women's rights.

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What did johnny say when he fell down the stairs? Nothing he snapped his neck

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This one time at band camp music was played.

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What's sad about 4 people in a Lamborgini going over a cliff? It was my car.

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What did the giraffe say to the human? Nothing, but it was trying to alert the human of an oncoming bus.

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why was 6 afraid of 7 He raped him the other day

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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Teacher: "What is the outside layer on a tree?" Dog: "Bark" Teacher: "How would you describe the desert surface?" Dog: "Rough" Teacher: "Would you say that Abraham Lincoln was an intelligent man?" Dog: "Yarp"

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Q. Whats green jumps up and down and then red? A.A frog in a mixer

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what's 9+10? 19, not 21

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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What's the difference between Al Gore and a slab of formica? Many things, most obvious being that Al Gore is a conscious being.

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roses are grey violets are grey so says my color blind cousin

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what did the dirty homeless girl get for Christmas -A DILDO

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1 pack of bacon 2 fat guys. They both die fighting over it.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts What's worse than two holocausts? Twilight

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What's the difference between hot tea and cold tea? The temperature.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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