- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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John and Henk are walking down the street. John kills a man, the cops are coming and John runs away. Why didn't Henk ran away? Henk was a rock

Your mother is so fat she sometimes eats a normal sized portion of food and does not feel satisfied

Thats sweet, thank you then.

Q: Whats blue and fluffy A: Blue fluff Q: Whats brown and fluffy . A: The bear that killed my parents.

What happens when you leave Toby alone in your house? He eats your carpet, some pillows, ur dog, ned, neds dog and a glass panel. This is why 2 +h = plugger +Mount Everest (I is potato annoying). Bonjour.

What's the only thing a Black Hole can't absorb? Nothing. It absorbs everything, even light.

Q- what the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? A- The Wheelchair

What did little Timmy get his grandmother for Christmas? A coffin

Q: Whats the difference between nude pics and your mom? A: I can wackk off to nude pics

When life gives you lemons... Be thankful you're not starving, a**hole.

Why did the Indian homosexual shoot his dog? Because it was old

Q. Knock knock A. Who's there Q. DEEZ A. DEEZ who A. DEEZ NUTZ HA GOT EEEEEM

What's brown and sticky? Turtle excrement.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? One is a tasty Italian food the other is a respected member of society

I'm so hungry I could eat a well prepared meal!

What kind of a prediction is THAT?

A YouTube brawl began between two gentlemen in the comment section. They agreed to a final answer and moved on.

So 2 black guys walk into a bar and the bartender looks around and say "what will you fine gentlemen have?" and they order and payed their tab and could not have been more courteous, amirite?

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What is the most dangerous day of the week to leave the house? Garbage day. Moral: Or rather GAAAAAAAAAARBAAAAAGE DAAAAAAAAAAAAY! BANG BANG BANG >:D

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Sally with prosthetic arms.

Why did the fish swim away from the boat when the fishermen put him back in the water? Because he obviously wasn't gonna get back in the boat.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation. Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation who? Moo.

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