why did the older man give candy to the little kids? he was in a parade

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I am white, asian and black... What am I? A panda

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How do you kill a bolonde? You have her/him do an algebra problem.

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Whats worse than a fart joke? A queef joke.

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You are walking down the street, and a man keeps on getting in your way. You want to politely... Screw it already and stab him in the back

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what did God say when He saw a black man? Oops I urnt one.

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what did the little boy say when the teacher asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

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What's a Jew's favorite food? You would have to ask on an individual basis because it is unfair to say that all Jew's have the same favorite food

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knock knock whos there knock knock whos there knock knock whos there poor billy didnt know that the knocking was just a tree branch and he stayed asking the same question for 21 years

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Why did the kid eat so much ice cream? Because he wanted to eat ice cream.

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ronald wants to join a gym, they tell him to lose 20 pounds before coming back or else.....

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What did the man say after being hit by a bus? Nothing he is now dead.

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After thinking hard for a very long time, the pig realized he was a fat, worthless piece of shit.

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Why can't a blonde woman drive? because she was shot in both legs and cannot operate the pedals without extreme pain.

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Ya mama so fat when she went on an elevater she had no chose but to go down Hahaha I'm so so funny haha Awesome mon yeah

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A pink bird and a pink elephant was out flying. Then something happened.

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What did the monkey say after its tail was run over by a lawnmower? It won't be long now.

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What do you call a not as grumpy Jewish man in his mid 30s? Danny. What do you call 5 of his best friends? Arin, Suzy, Barry, Ninja Brian, And Ross. Another possible answer to the 1st question is currently not married.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun

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A man walks into a bar. He is then rushed to the emergency room for severe blunt force trauma to the head and multiple cranial fractures. After years of mental therapy the man re-gains full cerebral capabilities and is extremely cautious to keep an eye out for potentially dangerous bars that present a threat to his fragile reconstructed skull.

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Why is the sky blue? As the light from our Sun shines into the atmosphere, most of the colors are able to reach the Earth’s surface uninterrupted. However, because blue light has a wavelength that is the same size as the particulates in the air, this light is scattered in every direction. This blue light bounces from particulate to particulate until it eventually reaches your eyes. For this reason, no matter what direction you look in the sky, it appears to be blue. This blue light originated with the Sun, was bounced around in the sky many times, and then eventually reached your eyes.

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your mother is so fat that she bought a treadmill and uses it daily. she already lost 20 lbs.

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Paper shield.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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