Nickelback

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Why doesn't Caillou have hair? Because he has cancer.

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Three jews walk into a bar. The bar is hosting a bar mitzvah.

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whats white and looks like paper paper

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A Polish man is walking down the street carrying a brown paper bag. He runs into one of his buddies, who asks, "Hey! What's in the bag?" The man tells his friend that he has some fish in the bag. His friend says, "Well, I'll make you a bet. If I can guess how many fish you have in the bag, you'll have to give me one." The man replies, "I'm sorry, my friend, but gambling is against my morals, especially when my family's only nutrition for the week is on the line."

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What's the difference between Mel Gibson and a pineapple? Well at a molecular level, not much because both are made up of atoms.

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What do Native Indians and Asian Indians have in common? They're both human.

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What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing they're rocks? What did the tree say to the other tree? Nothing they're both trees? What did the pillow say to the other pillow? Nothing they're both pillows? What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

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Two muffins were in an oven. One muffin said "Wow, its hot in here." The other muffin said "Oh my gosh a talking muffin!" The house burnt down because the oven created a fire.

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Whis a racist rapist etter than a non-racist rapist? less women getting raped

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things, because a dead baby isn't funny at all.

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A Boy Walks Up To A Frog At the Bus Stop And Says, “Why Are You So Upset?” And The Frog Replied, “I’m Waiting For The Bus Because My Car Just Got TOAD!”

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Why'd the duck cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The duck.

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A guy walks into a bar... Ouch

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how many dead babies fit in a bathtub 16

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Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver? She was a woman.

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How do you know it's a bad day? When your brain does not release a high enough level of seratonin.

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what happens when u mix a car, a blimp and a plane? I don't know.

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what happened to the kid who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday? He committed suicide

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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I had a date. She was a pegasister. Since MLP was magical, I disappeared.

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What do you get hanging from an apple tree? Sore Arms.

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yo mommas so ugly that as a child she was often teased for her looks.

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There once were 2 cowboys who were lost on a dusty trail. Later on they found their way out and are now doing very successful

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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