- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sally was ugly like a shaven babboon So she created her own little cacoon And within a week she finally emerged And she smelled like shit what a psycho

knock knock Who's there? Someone who wants to save you from the shitty dinner your lazy wife made.

i homeless man asked for ome change. he didnt get any because people were afraid he would spend it on drugs

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? -A pilot

What's the square root of 69 Jimmy? Square root of 69 is 8 something right? Cus I've been trying to work it out oh. Jimmy! It's 8.306623863 >.

,try this on a girl, say "can I pop your cherry.........soda bottle cap off your cherry soda bottle?"

Why do girls have bumps around their nipples ? -it's brai for suck here .

Why can't you give a diabetic a cookie? Due to the lack of Insulin produced in the Pancreas, the sudden spike of sugar into the blood stream may send the person into a diabetic coma, which good possibly result in the amputation of a limb.

What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

Man 1: Nock-nock Man 2: Please leave my place of residence

Roses are red Violets are blue God makes things beautiful... What happened to you

uh uh uh uh .... oh i swallowed my gum

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

yo mamas so cruchy people might mistake her for a cheeto!

Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

What's better than winning the paraplegic Olympics? Walking.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A bug in your nut.

When you hit an animal Realize your out of your mind Then realize the animals mind is over there in the ditch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

a young cow was sitting on a bench until her husband shot her after that he said to the farmer 'i will get the milk than you cut the udders and then maranade them

Did you hear about the absent minded professor that tried to change the tire on his pickup truck? He forgot to lock the jack and the truck crushed his head like and egg shell.

A. Do you know the best part about Anti Jokes? B. No

Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

Hey I just met you, and this seems crazy. I have Alzheimers... Hey i just met you.

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