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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man and a mexican are falling off a cliff. Who lands first? The police officer.

A flea walks into a bar. Nobody notices because it is a very small insect

What do you get when you cross your eyes? A headache.

Q: what is socialism? A: a terrible system

What was the pirate movie rated? Pg-13

What's the difference between a water melon and a baby? One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other's just a water melon.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish

What does Patrick say? IM PATRICK!!! IM PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK!!!!! PATRICK!!!!!

A sad-looking man entered a bar. The barman asked, "why so sad?" The man replied, "I have a terminal illness."

Hey dude, wanna come with me!!!! Sure, where? ON YOUR FACE!!!!!! -_- ........ok sure why not

Two Drunks walk out of a bar. They look down an alley and see a dog licking his balls. The first drunk says" Man, I wish I could do that." The second guy replies " Well you better pet him first."

What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

a man made a beautiful colorful picture and hit print. the printer then grew a mind of its own and did the most horriffic and evil thing ever; he printed it in black and white.

I have a dig bick . . . . . You have a dirty mind.

What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

What do you call a handyman with no arms? By his name.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have difficulty understanding each other.

Whats worse than a rotten tomato. a fridge hitting your baby.

the danced cus they were young, they danced cus they were free, but mostly the danced cus they needed to pee

A black man, an Asian man, and an American man are in a car. Who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

Q: why did the pie cross the road? A: Pie is not a living thing and has no way of transportation, therefor the pie did not cross the road.

some of the people who write thes jokes are complete assholes

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