- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can a bird fly Because it's not a banana

What did bob order at pizza hut? Pizza

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? Because she was a mother catering her child's sporting event.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts What's worse than two holocausts? Twilight

What's better than winning the paraplegic Olympics? Walking.

How do you kill an Asian? Poke him with a large fork until hes dead.

Show me the money! Said the man last wednesday.

What did the wife say to her husband when he arrived home from work? Nothing. She cried over his coffin. Her husband was a marine who died in a car bombing in Iraq.

How can you spot a blind person at a nudist colony? They might be carrying a white stick, or have a guide dog or someone to help them navigate the premises.

knock knock who's there no one

why did the man die? he was shot

What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Poor, poor children.

What do you call a black man running with a TV? A hard working individual who is in a rush to watch his new TV that he bought.

Mormons having fun.

I have a dig bick . . . . . You have a dirty mind.

roses are red violets are blue i have a big dick unlike you

Q: why did the blind man walk off the bridge? A: because he was blind.

Curiosity killed the cat! No, the tire of a vehicle did.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

A man walks into a bar.

Wanna hear a great joke? (any answer) Your dad's choice of condom.

"i see", said the blind man ... ...to his deaf wife... ...while his crippled children jumped for joy....

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish

Why does the groom wear a black tux? Because he knows a funeral when he sees one.

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