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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a McDonald's and Michael Jackson? One is a fast FOOD restaurant, while the other likes having sex with little boys.

What's brown and dirty? Dirt.

Why did the audience laugh at Chaz Bono? Because he told a funny joke.

How old are you? 20

my eyes hurt from what? being open too much

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Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

Why is Obama the Antichrist? Salad.

What did one Stoner say to the other? "I'm hungry, let's order pizza."

What do you get hanging from an apple tree? Sore Arms.

Why was the blonde girl stupid? She had suffered sever brain damage the previous month and was still recovering.

an ant walks into my aunt.... the ant took a dump

What did the Jew say the Black man after their meal? "Don't worry, I'll pay the bill."

If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Personally, I'm a peaceful person. I'd let Hitler figure it out.

what did the doctor say to the guy with a bullet in his arm you have a bullet in your arm

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Chuck Norris doesn't wait in traffic, he takes the subway

How do you kill two birds with one stone. You don't its not humanly possible because birds cannot be killed with rocks.

a young cow was sitting on a bench until her husband shot her after that he said to the farmer 'i will get the milk than you cut the udders and then maranade them

A blonde, brunette and redhead are walking in the forest when they come across a set of tracks. The brunette says, "Those are dear tracks." The redhead says, "Those are elk tracks." The blonde says, "Those are moose tracks." They are then hit by bus.

What's green and blue that is shaped like the earth? The earth

A brunette is walking up the side of a river. She sees a blonde on the other side. "How did you get to the other side?" asked the brunette. "I used the bridge just a few more kilometers up" the blonde replies.

Did you hear about Helen Keller's dog? Neither did she.

Why do rabbits have such a reputation for rampant reproduction? Sex feels extra good for rabbits.

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