- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

Why is Obama the Antichrist? Salad.

What do you get hanging from an apple tree? Sore Arms.

Why was the blonde girl stupid? She had suffered sever brain damage the previous month and was still recovering.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them!!!

whats good about poland... fukk all

What did the wife say to her husband when he arrived home from work? Nothing. She cried over his coffin. Her husband was a marine who died in a car bombing in Iraq.

A sad-looking man entered a bar. The barman asked, "why so sad?" The man replied, "I have a terminal illness."

What's the difference between a McDonald's and Michael Jackson? One is a fast FOOD restaurant, while the other likes having sex with little boys.

What's brown and dirty? Dirt.

whats red with blue spots and is highly inteligent? an apple. i lied to you and am sorry

Your all fags

Tiger Woods isn't a Tiger, He's a lion cheeta.

What do you call a black person with white legs ? Ashy

A man makes a sandwich.

How old are you? 20

Why did the audience laugh at Chaz Bono? Because he told a funny joke.

my eyes hurt from what? being open too much

What did the clitoris say to the labia? I'm from the hood, the clitoral hood.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the king's horses and all the king's men, went and made an omelette.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

a young cow was sitting on a bench until her husband shot her after that he said to the farmer 'i will get the milk than you cut the udders and then maranade them

What's green and blue that is shaped like the earth? The earth

How do you kill two birds with one stone. You don't its not humanly possible because birds cannot be killed with rocks.

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