Wanna hear a joke? Me to.

Adam: knock knock!! Eve: who's there? Adam: don't be silly, just open the f*cking door!!

Violets are blue, Roses are red, I like to mix up my poems.

What is worse the the Holocaust? Nothing

What did Helen Keller name her children? Nothing, since she didn't have any.

Do you know what color comes after 9?

A Muslim walked into a bar....nothing happened

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Adele walks into the stables

What happens when you park a new Cadillac with a roll of $100 dollar bills on the dashboard in a black neighborhod? Many residents of that peaceful community will briefly glance at it and admire the wealth of the automobile's owner.

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Confucius say: Man who fart in church probably has a medical condition and should not be made fun of because that is cruel.

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

How to make Ramen like a boss Step 1: get a promotion

Q:Whats worst then finding a worm in your apple? A:Getting raped in the ass.

Why did the little boy cry regularly? Because his father was sexually abusive.

Why did Colussi miss 2 years of school? -Because he died

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she get up? She had no legs. *Knock knock* Who's there? Not Suzie.

What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

why did the the chicken cross the road? because some sad,board people wanted to make a joke

Why was Timmy's hair shaved? He had cancer and was going though Chemo.

Why did the road cross the chicken? REVENGE

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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