- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bunny cross the road? It didn't, It was hit by a truck...

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Q:What happened when Smokey the Bear was the one who started the forest fire? A: He got arrested just like you would have

What did Helen Keller say when she fell off a cliff? That never happened. I just checked Wikipedia.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig rolls in the mud.

Roses are red violets are blue I think you re stupid go eat a shoe

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a porsche? i don't have i dead baby in my garage. That would be wrong

Who lives on 2324 Elm St. River Grove Illinois? And Goes to East Leyden High School? The answer is Ricky Krajewski. He is 16 years old has brown hair and brown eyes. 5'11" 190lbs and 6.5 inch penis(when erect). social security # is 679-78-6283.

Who did the man call when his house was on fire? He called his mother as the firefighters put out the fire.

Why did the...uhh.... Lamp.

Tip for Employers: Avoid hiring unlucky people by immediately tossing half the resumes into the bin.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

whats a cross between michael jackson and arnold shwarzanegga? Michaelwasanigga

Kids are cheering about the confetti at a birthday party, the mom says the twin towers just collapsed.

What did the toaster say to the raisin? Nothing. The toaster was mute and the raisin had lost his hearing in a terrible full-contact origami accident.

What's worse than having sex with a woman who has been dead for 10 minutes? Having sex with a woman who has been alive for 10 minutes.

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He found out his family was killed in a terrorist attack.

Whats a buch of blacks running down a hill called? The Detroit, MI marathon in seeing that 84.3% of Detroit's population is of Arican descent.

question:How do you call a Russian with Ak47. answer: Spetznaz

How do you get your little brother to stop kicking you? Stick his feet in the garbage disposal.

What did Bear Grylls say to the dead whale? Mmmm.

How can you tell if a woman is a man? If she has a penis

What did the ocean say to the black guy? Nothing, it just shot him.

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