- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's great about taking a shower with a twelve year old girl. Pulling her hair back and making her look like a six year old

Person 1: I have one question: What are those?!?!?!?!?! Person 2 : Their shoes you Dimwit. Person 1: (runs away crying) -by Mekkhi

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How do you scare a bonde? tell her you want to be her uterus?

Hey, you wanna hear a joke? The holocaust.

why did the man start living on the street? he lost his job, his wife left him, and had his identity stolen.

Why did the baby cry? Because he fell off a refrigerator.

What do you call a pencil that's been broken in half? 2 pencils

giddy goat

what's worse than getting beaten by police? Getting beaten by Russian police

why did the chicken cross the road? cause kade touches himself at night

Do you know what color comes after 9?

A man ate a lot of ice cream he had double bypass surgery 3 months later

"Why Do Dogs Bark ? " Because Thats What Their Suppose To Do !

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting r.aped by a giant scorpion.

What do you get when lettuce and oranges come together? I dont know, thats why I asked you.

How do you address a gay, jewish, african male? You can't, as addressing a person would imply mailing them. And that would violate their human rights. As well, the cost of shipping a package of that size would be rather prohibitive

Womens rights

George Bush, a little boy, and his grandfather are on an airplane with a failing engine. They have only two parachutes to save themselves. The plane crashes and they all die.

Yo Mama So Fat ... She Look Like Dis ///(<>)\\\ | | | | <=> <=>

I had a friend named Joshua, he died of AIDs, cancer, and several other diseases.

A man walks into bar and orders a drink. The bartender says " Hey I saw a bunch of men coming in and out of your house while you were on vacation last week." The man replied " I know. That's because my wife is a prostitute."

Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

How did Matt stop the robbers? He called the police.

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