Q: what did the man with a broken jaw say? A: nnamkkiuuiriwojjkmgfmls!!!!

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A man walks into the bar and asks the bartender, "Are you smelling me right now?"

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Q: What do dogs and wind have in common? A: They're both blue. Except the dog. Or the wind. Wind is colorless.

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hating his life and his job, the man leaves work early and while he is in the elavator he has thoughts about killing himself after returning to his apartment he turns on the TV and grabs his gun out of the drawer. sitting in a chair with a gun to his head he looks at the TV and realizes that his office building has just been hit by a 747 piloted by Al-Quida members. Suddenly the man realizes that maybe he has something to live for and decides not to kill himself.

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Do you know what it looks like when you put a cat in the microwave for 3 minutes? I don't know either because I close my eyes when I masturbate.

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why did the chicken cross the road? well he usually takes the bus to his job but he missed it so he had to walk. Unrelated to this, he works at KFC

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Whats an Anti Joke

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A blonde enters a bar and orders an elevator.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

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A girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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Why are Asians such bad drivers? They're not: it is a racist stereotype that is propagated by people who are so insecure that they must put others down to feel good about themselves.

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A woman walks into a bar. Since having equal rights, she too falls unconcious..... Several men walk toward the bar

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Why does mexico not have an Olympic team? They do

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!! Everybody A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!!

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What did the retarded guy say to the other retaarded guy? A. Your retarded

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why was six afraid of seven? seven was a sex offender

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I asked a girl on a date. She said no.

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hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

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What looks like a chair but isn't? A picture of a chair.

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did u here bout the guy who found 500 dollars on the ground? yup he is 500 dollars richer

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Q: Why did the Unicorn cross the road? A: It didn't Unicorns are fictional creatures.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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