Yo mama is so stupid that her IQ is relatively lower than the average.

What did the psychopath say to the firefighter? Can you lend me a few bucks? My clothes are dirty and I need to go to the launromat.

Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait; it would be quite unsanitary to talk about my genitals in front of you.

How do you make a plumber cry? Shit a brick.

Knock knock ... *No ones home*

Hey! Where is my tracker?

why was it funny that the boy got hairspray for christmas because he had leukemia

Dave and Tim walk into a bar. The bartender says to Dave: "What'll it be?" Dave is black.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car> "Get in the car."

What's the difference between a dead baby and an egg? Ones delicious with bacon, the others an egg.

A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

What do you call a black man with a wooden leg? A veteran.

Why are Asians good at math? Because coincidentally many are interested in it and study a lot.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind, deaf, and dead.

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i dont like attention whores lol

How did the child cross the road? He couldn't his legs had been lost in an awful car accident that had killed his whole family.

How do you kill a bolonde? You have her/him do an algebra problem.

Whats worse than a fart joke? A queef joke.

Why did little Jonny drop his ice cream? He was his by a bus? Why did the Kuala fall out the tree? Because it died.

PISS OUT MY ASS!!!!!

what did the man say to his boss? Hello boss

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was an object of great appeal to him on the other side.

book 'em danno

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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