Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He lacked the required muscular, integumentary, and nervous systems required to do so (among other essential bodily systems).

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whats the difference between and clorox wipe and a paper towel? a clorox wipe is wet.

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One day a child goes to the doctor and says, "it hurts when do this" as he pokes his throat. The doctor, after several well-performed deep tissue testing, diagnosed the child with stage four esophageal cancer. The child cried himself to sleep that night.

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What happens when a jewish man, black man, asian and an amish man get on the same plane heading to Chicago? The reach their destinations safely and go their separate ways.

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What is worse than failing a class? Dress up for grown-ups.

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A 2 lb ball and a 10 lb ball are dropped at the same time. Which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground first. Go ahead and try it. Go on. Now. If you are still reading you really want to know if anything else is going to happen. Well nothing exciting. Just a potato. 0 looks like a potato

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What's the difference between a cat and a banana? Bananas don't scream as much when you peel them.

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Glaucoma.

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i may not know where you sleep. but, i spiked your drink with sleeping pills

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(for comedians) I went to a coffee shop the other day. I ordered a coffee then sat down. Behind me there were two people talking. I didn't eves drop because it's impolite so I drank my coffee and left.

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never bring a knife to a gun fight. bring a sword.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm ovulating

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"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

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text your mom saying you need help, then turn on vibrate and shove the phone up your ass.

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Q: Why did the Japanese man fall off the cliff? A: He was pushed

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Haikus are easy But they often dont make sense flying flamingos

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justin beiber has a penis hahahahahahhaah lol not really

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why did the man fart? because he felt like it.

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Did i just hear a joke about birds? No? Well this is Hawkward.

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One night I went to this pub, they had a big jar full of $10 notes in top of the bar. I asked the bar tender what was that jar for and he told me that they have a donkey around back and if you make it laugh you win the jar. So i went around the back and i come back around 5 mins later and the donkey was laughing its head off. So i grabbed the jar and told the boys lets hit the clubs.Two weeks later i went to the same pub and they had another jar with $10 notesso i asked the bar tender what that jar was for and he goes to me "that donkey has been laughing ever since you left, now we want the donkey to cry" So I asked for a go and went around the back and when i come back the donkey was crying. as i went to go grab my jar but the bar tender stops and asks me how i did it. the first time i came i told the donkey i had a bigger dick then him.. the 2nd time i showed him.

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This one time at band camp music was played.

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Women's rights.

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What did johnny say when he fell down the stairs? Nothing he snapped his neck

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why was 6 afraid of 7 He raped him the other day

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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