- Anti Joke

How do u put an elephant in a refrigerator? -open it up and put it in How do u put a girraffe in a refrigerator? -open it up take out the elephant and put it in All the animals it the world are at a party in Florida. Which one didnt go? -the girraffe, it was in the frige Your trying to cross a river. A sign says alligators everywhere. U have no boat and no bridges. How do u get across? - swim the alligators are at the party in florida

Q. How are a bird and a turtle alike? A. They both fly. Except the turtle.

a man walks into a bar, he is injured severely and needs medical attention stat, he is rushed to the hospital where he dies that evening

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could be slaughtered and eaten for dinner.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

A man drops a penny between a Jew and a homosexual. The man says "oh excuse me," picks up his penny and continues with his day.

Why didn't Johnny walk to school this week? He was dead.

what did one black man say to the other black man? hello

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who was sorry when the fat kid fell over last year? The whole of Japan.

If you're reading this, you can read.

What's the opposite of stupid? diputs

What's worse than losing one of your socks? Being jewish during the holocaust

whats the difference between a black man and a terd ? one is a black man the other is a terd

Knock knock! Who's there? Boo! Boo who? Aww, don't cry!

EGGPLANT

Knock knock whos there? A dead black man ... i farted

Why did John stay home from school? He died.

Why does a black person buy water? Because everyone needs water to survive SKH RZH

Yo mama so fat that.....NooNoooNooooooo (strips)

Roses are red, Violets are blue...........Im wearing socks

What do you call a boy with no arms? Names.