- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"We all miss somebody a lot every now and then, its only human! But never give up, just keep reloading and firing until you hit that somebody!" Moral: Moral, answer me, MORAL MOOOOORAAAAAAAAL! DUN DU DURUN, DUN DUN DUN! gunshot (The moral section just because I love them red thumbs ^^)

Mel Gibson and a Jew walk into a bar They proceed to have a pleasant conversation and both take taxis home

Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms

A black man walks into a bar and is proptly told to leave. He proceeds to sue the bar owner, then buys the bar and turns it into a community center that helps at risk children.

A man walks into a bar... The steal bar hurt his face and had to get stitches.

Gay's

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

A father walks in on his kid masturbating to pictures of horses and promptly divorces his wife.

What's the difference between a blonde and a blow up doll? The blonde is a person, you sexist asshole.

whats the difference between a bird and a turtle? they can both fly but the turtle cant

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 7 ate 9.

Why did the baby die? Cuz the father had a small dick.

What do you call a banana that just got pealed A banana

What is the difference between a shark and a human? A shark is a type of fish with a full cartilaginous skeleton and a highly streamlined body and a human is the only living species in the Homo genus.

what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

Why was Mrs. Clause mad at Santa Clause? Because he was hanging out with three hoes, Ho, Ho, and Ho

What do you call a gay man? Homosexual

What do you call a person who dies in march A dead person

A possesed goat: "moo"

You mom is so fat she appeals to my secret fetish.

Roses are red Violets are blue I forgot to go to the bathroom

why did the chicken cross the road? well he usually takes the bus to his job but he missed it so he had to walk. Unrelated to this, he works at KFC

Q: What did the Jewish man find when he turned on his shower? A: gas

What's the difference between a dead baby and a pineapple? There will be no funeral for the pineapple..

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"We all miss somebody a lot every now and then, its only human! But never give up, just keep reloading and firing until you hit that somebody!" Moral: Moral, answer me, MORAL MOOOOORAAAAAAAAL! DUN DU DURUN, DUN DUN DUN! *gunshot* (The moral section just because I love them red thumbs ^^)