Two Irish men walks out of a bar

Jesus was a good guy

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your hair smells nice, especially when woven into a sweater.

What is the difference between apple and android? Apple makes fruit and android candy

What does a Jewish man do when he sees a new car? Doesn't buy it because he puts his money in a fund.

Roses are orange Violets are grey I love penguins Damn Jews

whats white and looks like paper paper

What do Native Indians and Asian Indians have in common? They're both human.

What's the difference between Mel Gibson and a pineapple? Well at a molecular level, not much because both are made up of atoms.

What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing they're rocks? What did the tree say to the other tree? Nothing they're both trees? What did the pillow say to the other pillow? Nothing they're both pillows? What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

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Why doesn't Caillou have hair? Because he has cancer.

Three jews walk into a bar. The bar is hosting a bar mitzvah.

A blonde, red head and brunette decide the jump off a cliff....... They all die

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? The same number it would take people with any other hair color.

Why are rich people so rich? they're not poor.

The king asked the jester why was he not telling jokes. He wasn't because he's a jester and therefore is obligated to be funny.

why was the giraffes head so far away from his body? because he has a long neck

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

what did the caterpillar say to the butterfly? Im gonna turn into you.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things, because a dead baby isn't funny at all.

Two muffins were in an oven. One muffin said "Wow, its hot in here." The other muffin said "Oh my gosh a talking muffin!" The house burnt down because the oven created a fire.

Whis a racist rapist etter than a non-racist rapist? less women getting raped

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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