whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are productive members of society. -Canis

What did the Mexican Have for Thanksgiving Dinner? A Turkey you racist!

Q: What is black and can't support a family? A: A bowling ball

How do you stop a bus You throw a fridge at it

yomamas so fat it made Ben kanobi say thats no moon thats yo mama!

What do a tree and a boy have in common? They both cry when you hit them with an axe... except the tree.

Your grandma's cookies.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she no arms

What do Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder have in common? They are both blind.

Obama says: I can throw one 1,000 dollar bill out the window and make one person really happy Michelle says: I can throw ten 100 dollar bills out the window and make ten people really happy The Co-Pilot says: I can throw you both out the window and make 250,000,000 people really happy tee-hee

If she is old enough to bleed, she probably uses tampons.

Knock Kock Who's there? Boo Boo who The ghost from Mario

an emo kid walks into mcdonalds and orders a happy meal

Knock knock. Whose there? Not my house so not my problem. Frankly, I don't give a shit.

anti jokes are for fags

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: *smiles* Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust ascending from hell.

Why did the pirate say to the donkey? Rrrrrrrrrrr you a donkey?

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full house

whats funny about a jew burning? Nothing......

Roses are red. Violets are blue. and Asians are yellow.

What do ghosts get whaen they watch porn ? a boner

The banana, the raspberry and the pear arrived to the party, then the carrot and the tomato arrived as well, but when the apple and the orange arrived the banana left... ...This where just getting to fruity...

One man's trash is another man's treasure is a horrible way to tell a kid that he's adopted

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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