- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a Jewish man do when he sees a new car? Doesn't buy it because he puts his money in a fund.

What is translucent and smells like a carrot ? A translucent carrot.

Why did Max drink the red Gatorade? Because he likes it more than all of the other flavors.

What did one socially awkward kid say to another socially awkward kid? Nothing

What is 1+1? It's 2!

KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

what did the egg say to the boiling water? itll take a while to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick.

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What did the farmer say to the woodchucks chucking his wood? Excuse me, not to be rude but i worked very hard splitting and stacking that wood and would appreciate it if you would stop throwing it in the water.

Your momma's so stupid that she was declared mentally retarded by her doctors.

Where did Little Billy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

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Why couldn't Scruffy get out from under the car? It had parked on his skull.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a WAFFLE!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

How do you get four gay guys to sit on a stool? Ask them kindly to do so. Their sexual orientation is of little to no importance in this situation.

how do you get a cat out of a tree? with boomerangs

Mr Jones, we're sending you to a mental health clinic

Why was't the Elephant allowed on the Airplane? He didn't have a boarding pass

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What do you do if your computer breaks: Go on your phone. What do you do if your phone breaks: Go on you iPod What do you do if your iPod breaks: Then your screwed and you should get a Job and learn not to break things.

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