Why did the boy take the train to school? Because he lived quite far away.

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Why couldn't the mexican get a job? He was seven.

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A man walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic beverage. The bartender serves him and inquires about the man's day. The man says nothing, drinks his beverage, pays his tab and walks out.

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what do you call a bear with socks on A bear with socks on

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How come grilled cheese?

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I had an Anti-joke but i forgot it.

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your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

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Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

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A little girl had a sleepover with her friends. They watched a movie, then went to bed at a reasonable time. /

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A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will you have for dinner? The duck says "quack".

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Mary had a big white van, a big white van, a big white van, Mary had a big white van, where did my friend go? (sing the song)

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Why didn't Susie's dad come home on time? He was dragged into a dark alley, then stabbed in the eye. When his body was found 2 days later, Susie couldnt stand the loss and hung herself the day after her father was found.

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Today i started to think lucas was homosexuaI.. I am scared

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Why is Michael J. Fox unable to build domino chains? He only has one domino.

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Q: What do you call a girl who wears a tuxedo to prom? A: Comfortable with the way she looks.

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Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

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Why is this room orange? Because I painted it orange. You didn't paint it; my mom painted it.

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Ronan Parke, making Justin Bieber look straight since 2009

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What happens when someone with ADD tells a joke? I forgot.

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Who is the funniest guy on this planet? Mike the Situation.

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How to you confuse an Alzheimer's patient? Present her with a complicated nuclear physics problem.

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roses are red violets are blue i forgot what i was gonna say my dad is an engineer

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Who would win in a chess duel between Ender Wiggin and Artemis Fowl? Artemis Fowl will calculate the optimal path to move his pieces. Ender Wiggin will calculate the optimal path to kill the queen, so all the other pieces just sort of fall down.

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"I like my women like I like my coffee, in a cup." -Paul Alangadan

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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