How do asians chop their food? CHOPSTICKS! Moral: Yeah that one sucked... ON PURPOSE! Now you dont have to feel inferior ALL the time, you feel equal even though you arent! Ill allow you :D

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Why couldn't the women cook for her family She had no arms, therefore incapable of preforming the task.

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Whats worse than dropping your apple? The Japanese earthquake!

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whats 69+2? 71

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69

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How do you like your eggs in the morning? -Poached or Fertilised?

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How many spiders dose it take to cover a wall? Four, if they are 7 feet tall

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A blond and a brunette are on the moon. The brunette says to the blond "I'm glad that independent company's are taking the job of American space travel."

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Knock Knock. Who'se there? It's Dave. Dave who? Um, you invited me over here. Open the damn door.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Shit a brick.

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A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

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Why did the polar bear cross the road? He didn't, there are no roads in Antarctica.

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What's worse then breaking your xbox? Going on a 24 kill streak and having itchy balls.

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John and Sarah sitting in a tree. K i s s i n g. First comes love. Oops theres goes john-- he's falling---he's falling... he's broken his neck and ruptured his internal organs. D e a t h

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A bald guy walks out of a bar Prostate cancer

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What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

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knock knock who's there Alec Baldwin I just raped your children ..........

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A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

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Knock Knock! Come in the door is unlocked. I have cookies!

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Your momma so fat, she's fat

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

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Violets are blue, Roses are red, I like to mix up my poems.

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What did the skinny man say to the fat woman. That sucks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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