What can hitler cook well Steak

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why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock! who's there? not suzy.

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Roses are red Violets are red The grass is red OH MY GOD, THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE!!!

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What's the opposite of stupid? diputs

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whats the difference between a black man and a terd ? one is a black man the other is a terd

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What was the last thing Batman said to Robin before they got in the Batmobile Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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hi will

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Why does a black person buy water? Because everyone needs water to survive SKH RZH

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks have herbivorous diet mainly consisting of wild grasses, berries, as well as agricultural crops when they are available.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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Knock, knock. Who's there? HIVs.

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Mitt Romney's economic plan for America.

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What do you get when you mix red and blue? Gang violence.

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How did a baby get across the street? Stapled to a chicken.

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Do you like waffles yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes do you like french toast yeah we like french toast dododododod let me get a mouth full. WAFFLES!!!!!!!

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I see said the blind man to his deaf wife as his crippled son pushed him in his wheelchair.

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How do you get a blind man out of a tree? Yes.

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Women's rights

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Bra*don Che*ey is tall. Facebook me please... Im desperate

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What did the bird say on twitter? Tweet tweet.

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1Q: Quick! Ask me if I'm a lemon!! 2A: Your not a lemon 1A: :/ oh :/

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Why did the Indian homosexual shoot his dog? Because it was old

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Two Poles are walking down the street. One says "Look out, I think that's dog shit." The other man thanks him and avoids the excrement.

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What's brown and sticky? Turtle excrement.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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