What did the nerd say to the bully? Nothing. The bully killed him before he could say anything.

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What's worse than a murderer? Two murderers.

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Joe diragi is gayer than elton john

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If John has no nose, what do John's friends call him? John

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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why do black people hate school? because they have to sit and learn like the rest of us for hours on end

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Why did Mark get paralyzed? Because he was a famed football player that went drafted for the 1st pick but was later hit so hard that his spine com pulsed and tore

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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What's the difference between a cow and a cow? Nothing, they are both the same.

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What do you do after a murder kills your entire family? Nothing, he killed you too

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Your mammas so fat, she weighs significantly more than the average person.

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Chuck Norris goes to the mars to fight the marshuns he then die's soon after because there is lack of oxegen on mars and theres no marshuns.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?. I dont know either it was dark.

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What's black and white and red all over? A panda with red paint splattered on it

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar and gets shot.

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Why is it that all cats dislike flying saucers? The strange noises and lights probably frighten them, as they don't understand the concepts of extra-terrestrial intelligence and space travel.

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"Is the Pope a Catholic?" Yes.

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1234567890? ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

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What's wrong with a black man in a bar? Nothing, Except the fact that he is an alcoholic, and will probably beat his wife after drinking.

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What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

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Wigan.

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Why does Owen Wilson have an ugly nose? Because of his refusal to get plastic surgery.

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A giant meteor will hit the earth tomorrow.What do you do? Tell everyone I told you so.

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A blonde went to a doctor for a checkup. The blonde couldn't hear the doctor 'cuz she had headphones on so the doctor took them off. A couple of minutes later she died. The doctor was curious so he put the headphones on. It was saying, "Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in, breathe out..."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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