- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blue baby at the bottom of a pool? Dead.

i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

OBAMA and the DEMOCRATS

What dies but was never living? The hopes and dreams of small children.

What do you call a bunch of black guys on mars? a problem What do you call 1 million black guys on mars? a bigger problem What do you call all the black guys on mars? a solution

How do you stop a bus You throw a fridge at it

What do you say to a black man with a gun? Don't shoot me.

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Why did the chicken cross the street? To get to your house. Knock Knock Who is there. The chicken.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust? two worms in your apple

A horse walked into a bar, the bartender asked "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, as it was a horse and did not speak English nor understand what the man had said, the horse then stumbled around the bar for a while, confused, before finding the exit and leaving.

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Yo mamas so stupid that she has a condition called autism

Roses are red Violets are blue get down or i will shoot

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her repeatedly in the chest with a ball point pen

Wanna know something funny? Your face

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple

Q: How do you make a black man nervous? A: Threaten to kill his family.

yo mommas so ugly that as a child she was often teased for her looks.

Knock knock. Who's there? Heisenberg...

Roses are red, Violets are pretty, look at their team, Surrender at 20.

Let's go burn down an orphanage, what are they gonna do tell their parents?

If a prisoner got one visitor who would he ask to see An Eskimo

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