Knock Knock Who's There? The police- we are sorry to inform you that your wife and only child was killed in a brutal car accident earlier this evening, We offer our condolences.

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I slipped and fell in the shower today. Good thing my dad caught me

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Knock Knock ************************** No-one's home

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whats worse than a baby in a bathtub? its dead. Whats worse than that? its in a clown suit. Whats worse than that? The baby had down syndrome.

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If a tree falls in a neigheorohood lots of people hear it.

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How did the two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for half an hr? They didn't and they died.

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

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Lil' Wayne

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Obama says: I can throw one 1,000 dollar bill out the window and make one person really happy Michelle says: I can throw ten 100 dollar bills out the window and make ten people really happy The Co-Pilot says: I can throw you both out the window and make 250,000,000 people really happy tee-hee

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whats worse then getting fired from your job? Getting raped by a giant gorilla with a 4 foot long penis following by being bitten by a very poisonous rattle snake and slowly dying a painful death.

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Knock, knock. Come in.

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What do you call a dirty black person? Unhygienic

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KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? with boomerangs

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why couldnt james zatts swim? he was half black

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There I no road.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Max

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what did the apathetic person say? Who Cares?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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Hey, did u know that diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your jeans By: Trey & Trenton of Texas

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What did God say when he saw the first black man? What a wonderful creation I have made.

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What do you call a guy with a bomb strapped to his chest flying a plane? A pilot with a bomb strapped to his chest

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What is Debbie short for? She has no legs.

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Why didn't Angie die when she jumped off the Empire State Building? She landed on a pancake

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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