- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a women. Why can't Stephen Hawking speak freely with his voice? Because he's autistic.

You are so ugly that when u were born, your mom was unable to breast-feed you because she would have to look at your face to do so.

How do Mexicans have sex? They get in bed, and the man puts his dick in his partner's vagina.

How do you fit 100 dead babies into a box? Put them into a blender.

A man goes into a bar and gets drunk. He realizes that he is too drunk to drive and calls a cab to bring him home.

What is the difference between a white mans penis and a black mans penis? It doesn't matter, phallic size isn't everything its what you do that defies you.

When adolf hitler went to the chippy, He ordered a bock wurst. Later, he ate the whole thing and said he wants another.

Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it was dead, thus incapable of independent movement.

Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

Omg its that superman nope chuck testa

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

What happened to the orphan when it walked to the park? He found his birth parents........but then they were killed by a crazy hobo and he was taken away and molested

What is Oedipus' favorite tv show! How I Met Your Mother

Why did the blonde switch the lamp on? Because it was getting dark

-my friend Cassie is coming over - oh is she cute? -yea but she's not my type -oh that's understandable then

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's Roses are Red

What's worse than farting in a silent class room? Denying it and farting a second time.

why did the older man give candy to the little kids? he was in a parade

why did the the chicken cross the road? because some sad,board people wanted to make a joke

So you go home and get on the computer. You have no internet so your stuck playing pinball.

Q. If your rowing a canoe up a tree, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A. None because snakes don't have armpits.

What do vampires cross the sea in?

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

knock knock who's there Alec Baldwin I just raped your children ..........

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