- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when u mix a car, a blimp and a plane? I don't know.

I had a date. She was a pegasister. Since MLP was magical, I disappeared.

yo mommas so ugly that as a child she was often teased for her looks.

There once were 2 cowboys who were lost on a dusty trail. Later on they found their way out and are now doing very successful

How do you know it's a bad day? When your brain does not release a high enough level of seratonin.

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made this particular man mad which drove him to tell the other man to shut up.

Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver? She was a woman.

Why'd the duck cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The duck.

A guy walks into a bar... Ouch

A Boy Walks Up To A Frog At the Bus Stop And Says, “Why Are You So Upset?” And The Frog Replied, “I’m Waiting For The Bus Because My Car Just Got TOAD!”

Whis a racist rapist etter than a non-racist rapist? less women getting raped

Two muffins were in an oven. One muffin said "Wow, its hot in here." The other muffin said "Oh my gosh a talking muffin!" The house burnt down because the oven created a fire.

Why didn't Angie die when she jumped off the Empire State Building? She landed on a pancake

How do you change you dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

Why didn't the girl take her hairbrush to school? She has cancer and all her hair fell out.

What did the lone KKK member do when he passed 10 large, muscular black men in the street? He did not tell them that he was a member of the KKK.

Why is Obama the Antichrist? Salad.

a fish swimming in the water swims

If the opposite of Pro is Con, whats the opposite of progress?

What did Abraham lincoln do after getting assassinated? Certainly not riding a bike thats for sure.

Why did the cow jump over the moon ? This is a highly unlikely situation , therefore the cow did not leave its humble pasture , let alone talk english while in the midst of jumping over a planet wich takes days to fly over .

Why did the New York Times cancel Otis Redding's subscription? Because he died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he got hit by a bus.

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