- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? Nothing.

why does Chuck Norris never get wet in the rain? Because he has a very serviceable umbrella

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender shoots him.

What did Batman get for Christmas. Nothing his parents are dead.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

What's worse than stepping on a Lego? Leukemia

whats the difference between G. Bush and a rock? Bush (bull)shits and rock doesn't

why was 6 afraid of 7? because if you subtract 6 from 7 only one would survive.

When your scuba diving why do u jump off backwards beacause if u jump forwards than u witll still be in the boat!!!!!!

a black guy walks into a park with a group of five other black guys. they then proceed to have a nice picnik and play frisbee with a little white boy.

if a chcken lays an eggg what happens? a baby bird comes out

A Mexican man is sitting in his mansion.

A Man Walks Into A Bar. He's Immediately Rushed To The Hospital.

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A man walks in to a bar, so he got hurt.

What's the easiest way to become filthy rich? There are many ways to earn money. Invest some time into researching the topic.

Roses are red Jeffrey's a nigger A refrigerator is white But Jeffrey's not a refrigerator. He's a nigger.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, now so do you.

I walked into my sister's room and slipped on a bra..........it was a boobie trap

What is dark, funny looking, black, and rhymes with osama? A black lama.

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

What did the tomato say to the ketchup? Nothing both vegetables and condiments are inanimate objects, therefore cannot speak

whats the differnce between a cadilack and a pile of dead babies? theres no cadilack in the back of my car1 >.>

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