What lumpy and pointy? A horny woman with breast cancer

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how come the jews were not laughing? because they were in a concentration camp

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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Why did the irishman go to the bar? because he was a designated driver and was picking up his friend.

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"Sorry, our servers are being derpy right now. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." "Couldn't find the lulz you were looking for. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." HORSEHEAD NETWORK... YOU CANT HANDLE THE LULZ! MORAL MAN!

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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Two black men are sitting next to each other on a bench when a woman walks by. The first man says "Damn, that's a nice pair of tits!". The second man said "Yes, she does posses a supple and voluptuous bosom." The cat that was sitting underneath the bench then began cleaning himself.

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Why doesn't little billy eat his vegetables at the dinner table... Because billy has bin dead for 3 years

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What's worse than loading babies into a garbage truck. Answore: unloading them with a pitch fork.

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Why can't Amy Winehouse sing? She's dead.

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Two giraffes walk into a bar, hit their heads, cracktheir skulls and die.

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why'd the chicken cross the road? he didn't what kind of farmer lets their chickens out on the streets, they get crunk you know

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Why is Islam the fastest growing religion? Because black people breed like rats.

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What did the feminist say to the CIS white male? I respect you as a person.

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Why does the St. Johns River flow north? Because Georgia Sucks.

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Yoshy is gay and likes men. From Jarod ????

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George Bush.

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what's white and sticky? mayonnaise.

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

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There's a god, just kidding.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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