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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats 9 + 10? 19.

How did little Jimmy survive the 20 story fall? He couldn't he died from the last fall, aren't you paying attention?

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: It depends who is the owner of the car. .

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead. Q: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the first one. Q: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

What's worse than finding a Holocaust in your apple? The worm

A man called the police and was later arrested for murdering himself,

2 girls talking to each other: brunette: Christmas is on Friday this year blonde: let's hope its not on Friday the 13th!!!!!

Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he was dead

David Silberberg is gay

Wanna hear a joke? Me to.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

What's white, black and can't fit through a man hole? A nun with a spear in their head

what did the bee do when bill tried to slap it it stung bill and died.

Why couldn't the elephant ride the bike? Because it didn't have a thumb to ring the bell!

A man walked into a bar with his friend. He drinks a certain amount of beers, and has his friend safely drive him home.

what did the man say when he walked into the bar? ouch!

why was 6 jealous of 7? 7 had a huge dick.

Q:What do you say to an albino man that will always get his attention? A:His name.

How many jews does it take to stop hitler. no one knows they didn't

There was a Black and a Mexican in a car, they were on their way to church.

What do you call it when a black man and a Mexican open up a fast-food restaurant together? A joint venture.

Why did the clown drink all the sweet wine? Because he was an alcoholic.

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

How do you scare a bonde? tell her you want to be her uterus?

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