- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the grandmother lock her grandson in the closet? Because she didn't love him.

their were 2 muffins. one said hello how are you. the other screamed "A TALKING MUFFIN"

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Why did the little boy have a gun pointed at his head? Because he hated his life and wanted to kill himself.

What did the Mexican get for christmas? Nothing, he was caught sneaking over the border in November.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realizing on your deathbed that you regret the life you've lived and hate the person you've become.

There are two hippos in a bathtub, one says to the other, "pass the soap." the other hippo says, "no soap, radio."

Why did the cat land on it's back.... because its dead .......

Why do blacks run away from whites? Because god told all people to never go to the light.

If you have a large penis.give this joke a thumbs up. ( :

What did the finger say to the thumb? I'm in glove with you.

Why couldn't the convicted felonist come back to America? He lost his passport.

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the gorcery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons."

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

A man rode into town on Friday and stayed a while and then left on Friday how did he manage this?

A man walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

What's the difference between a dead baby and an apple? I don't cum on an apple before I eat it.

Why did the turtle cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

Q: Why does an elephant have flat feet? A: From jumping out of trees

a man walks into a bar. ouch.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia Roses are red

What's worse than people reposting the same joke all the time? The holocaust.

text your mom saying you need help, then turn on vibrate and shove the phone up your ass.

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