- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so fat: she now considers her body to be a metaphor for post-industrial excess.

How do you stop a bus You throw a fridge at it

A 2 lb ball and a 10 lb ball are dropped at the same time. Which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground first. Go ahead and try it. Go on. Now. If you are still reading you really want to know if anything else is going to happen. Well nothing exciting. Just a potato. 0 looks like a potato

How do you kill the circus? You chop it's head off.

Im Black And I Will Beat You Children At Checkers,They Can Be Red

Two men walk into a bar. You think the second man would have seen it.

What's worse than loading babies into a garbage truck. Answore: unloading them with a pitch fork.

What did the boy with no eyes get for Christmas? Glasses

Why was the woman bald? She was a Britney spears fan.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was hungry. Thats why.

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Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

Why does Derrek Ashmore act so feminine on his facebook statuses? Because he has a vagina so it is appropriate for him

Come on, I am trying to cheer you up a bit, honestly how high?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she no arms

A flea walks into a bar. Nobody notices because it is a very small insect

Q: what is socialism? A: a terrible system

A black man and a mexican are falling off a cliff. Who lands first? The police officer.

What do you get when you cross your eyes? A headache.

Why was the man reading various news articles on the Internet at 2:21 in the morning? Because at that time he could not sleep. Which meant he tried to find something else to fill his time up with.

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why was it funny that the boy got a razor for christmas because he had leukemia

Two black men are sitting next to each other on a bench when a woman walks by. The first man says "Damn, that's a nice pair of tits!". The second man said "Yes, she does posses a supple and voluptuous bosom." The cat that was sitting underneath the bench then began cleaning himself.

A man walked into a bar. He sustained a mild concussion and a brusied pelvis

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