Why couldn't the elephant ride the bike? Because it didn't have a thumb to ring the bell!

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what did the bee do when bill tried to slap it it stung bill and died.

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A man walked into a bar with his friend. He drinks a certain amount of beers, and has his friend safely drive him home.

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There was a Black and a Mexican in a car, they were on their way to church.

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why was 6 jealous of 7? 7 had a huge dick.

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Q:What do you say to an albino man that will always get his attention? A:His name.

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How many jews does it take to stop hitler. no one knows they didn't

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what did the man say when he walked into the bar? ouch!

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s o m a a d i t u n y s n i t a c s d c ' s k h k s t o e l y e

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How do you scare a bonde? tell her you want to be her uterus?

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Me- hey hitler you lost soemthing. hitler- Vat? Me-world war two.

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What does a scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!!

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If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

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Why did the clown drink all the sweet wine? Because he was an alcoholic.

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What do you call it when a black man and a Mexican open up a fast-food restaurant together? A joint venture.

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What do squirrels and Justin bieber have in common? Everything.

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Are you a tree

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What do you get when lettuce and oranges come together? I dont know, thats why I asked you.

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What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We're all equal in the eyes of God.

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Why is the sky blue? As the light from our Sun shines into the atmosphere, most of the colors are able to reach the Earth’s surface uninterrupted. However, because blue light has a wavelength that is the same size as the particulates in the air, this light is scattered in every direction. This blue light bounces from particulate to particulate until it eventually reaches your eyes. For this reason, no matter what direction you look in the sky, it appears to be blue. This blue light originated with the Sun, was bounced around in the sky many times, and then eventually reached your eyes.

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Q: whats good about having sex with 18 year olds? A: there's 18 of them.

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How do you make a bull angry? Light it on fire

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I like my 40's like I like my women, in ABUNDANCE.

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What did winter say to summer? Nothing. Seasons are physically incapable of speaking because they are not living things. They are simply an idea made by humans to explain why the weather changes as the sun spins around the earth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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