- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to a black man on the street? Hello.

Why did the beaver cross the road? To meet Justin Bieber!

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Why are Ethiopians so fast? Because antelope are also very fast.

What did the "gangster" looking black guy ask the white guy he approached randomly on the street? "Excuse me sir, are you aware of the injustices done toward the jewish community that has been the decline of western society since the reclamation proclamation?"

A girl that had Malaria couldn't play with her friends, whys this? She died.

What do you call a medical student who finishes last in his class? Doctor.

What do you call a sleeping bull? Don't call him anything and back away slowly.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Anywhere from 2-8, depending on the size of the vehicle.

what did the girl who's father was murdered do at her wedding? not have a father daughter dance.

Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

A man climbs up a tree. Once he reaches the top he is scared and thus incapable of getting down.

What will happen if your heart skips 10 beats? Nothing. You're dead.

What do you get when you cross Sir Elton John with a sabertooth tiger. I don't know but you better keep it away from your ass.

Have you noticed when you see geese flying and they're in a V pattern, often one side will be longer than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side.

How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

Where do baby apes sleep? In apricots

What is the difference between a blond and a red-head? They have different hair colors.

My computer will die soon, and my life is a lie. Refrigerator.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you thro them

Whats black and red inside? A black guy

You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

Why was the blonde in the bathroom for 2 hours. She had to pee really bad.

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