How come the blind black guy couldent read because he is dead

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus !

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Q; What is pink and has 2 legs? A: Not a lot of things, but a Flamingo is the closest thing that I could think of if you do not count the beak eyes and feet.

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Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

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Who won the race across the highway, the Mexican or the Frenchman? Neither, as they were struck by a mac truck when attempting to run across the highway and were both killed instantly on impact.

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A black man, a jew, and an atheist are on a boat. Suddenly the boat started sinking. A mermaid would only save two of them. who do did she save? Mermaids don't exist. The all died. They were my friends.

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Where was Andy Beckett WHEN THE LIGHTS WENT OUT? In the dark

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped his mother

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Why didn't the blind girl go to the party? She wasn't invited!

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Why was the little kid sad at a funeral. He was actually happy and he was at six flags

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How do you blindfold and Asian? By using a sturdy bandanna, cloth, any other object to avert ones view.

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what do you call a black man drinking cool-aid? thirsty.

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How do you get a pirate out of your seat? Politely ask him to move for you were there first.

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Q.Why did the boy fail to complete his homework? A. He was a loaf of bread

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What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town? Look, here comes Tarzan! What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town with sunglasses on? Nothing. They don't recognize him.

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as this could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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once you go black you prefer not to date any white people

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin when he noticed he had lost his belt? A: Robin! Q:What did Robin respond? A: Yes?

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Sidney Crosby comes face-to-face with Alex Ovechkin. The Penguins were playing the Capitals.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a convicted serial killer.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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GADZOOKS!

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WNBA

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Q: what's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

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