- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did steven hawking say to the prostitute? Nothing, he is unable to speak, he needs help from his word speaker thing.

What is the difference between apple and android? Apple makes fruit and android candy

What does a Jewish man do when he sees a new car? Doesn't buy it because he puts his money in a fund.

whats white and looks like paper paper

Why doesn't Caillou have hair? Because he has cancer.

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Three jews walk into a bar. The bar is hosting a bar mitzvah.

Chickens want to live in a world where they arent judged for cossing a road ......... K?

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A. Robin, get in the car.

What do Native Indians and Asian Indians have in common? They're both human.

What's the difference between Mel Gibson and a pineapple? Well at a molecular level, not much because both are made up of atoms.

What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing they're rocks? What did the tree say to the other tree? Nothing they're both trees? What did the pillow say to the other pillow? Nothing they're both pillows? What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

A blonde, red head and brunette decide the jump off a cliff....... They all die

what did the caterpillar say to the butterfly? Im gonna turn into you.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? The same number it would take people with any other hair color.

Why are rich people so rich? they're not poor.

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

why was the giraffes head so far away from his body? because he has a long neck

what happens when u mix a car, a blimp and a plane? I don't know.

Roses are red Violets are blue I had sex with your mother

what happened to the kid who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday? He committed suicide

yo mommas so ugly that as a child she was often teased for her looks.

There once were 2 cowboys who were lost on a dusty trail. Later on they found their way out and are now doing very successful

Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

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