Three decapitated children walk into a bar..... If you are laughing at this....what the hell is wrong with you?

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what would Michael jakson do if he was alive? scream and hit the top of his coffin

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Why didn't Charlie Sheen lose? Because he's always winning.

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What did Batman's mother say when it was time for dinner? Nothing, Batman's parents are dead.

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TWIX PAUSE!

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How many women does it take to drive a car? One. She had a sex change.

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do want to hear a joke? Women's rights

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish, who had a horrible accident with a fishing hook

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Suzie was in a traumatizing accident resulting in her arms getting cut off. Knock Knock? Whos There? Not Suzie.

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A man with a ski mask leaves a jewelry store He then goes back because he accidentally took the clerk's pen

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Why did the prostitute survive the gunshot? She was wearing a bulletproff vest.

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There was once a family of tomatoes. A daddy tomato a mommy tomato and a baby tomato. they decided one day to take a walk. but the baby was taking forever so the daddy tomato walked back STOMPED on him and yelled "CATCHUP"

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What is worse than finding an Apple in your Worm? Watching your dog jumping of a cliff

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

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What you reading? reading?

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What is the difference between a baby and a rat? I don't have a rat in a cage

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Mr Jones, we're sending you to a mental health clinic

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? a lot.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because Suzy had no arms.

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Roses are red, Violets are pretty, look at their team, Surrender at 20.

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The more I learn to understand myself, the more true I am towards my values the less human I feel. The irony is, that there will always be other humans feelng the same.

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Jesus was a good guy

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the chicken had enough of life and wanted to commit suicide due to recent tragic events such as his cheating wife, his druggie son, his prostitute daughter, losing his home, and getting fired

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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