- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"I have some good news and some bad news, which do you want to hear first?" The good news. "There is no bad news." Then what's the bad news? "There is no bad news.

What do you call a puppy that has been left in the cold? A puppsicle

You're at a funeral & your phone goes off and the ringtone is dead and gone

i am and me is i

Pineapples have a smaller volume than the sun

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

What do gay guys eat? Normal food like every other human being.

whats worse then getting fired from your job? Getting raped by a giant gorilla with a 4 foot long penis following by being bitten by a very poisonous rattle snake and slowly dying a painful death.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? His health was dwindling ever since he was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer several years ago and this looked like the end.

-Ask me if i'm a crab. -Are you a crab? -No, why would i be a crab?

Two penguins are sitting on an ice flow. One says to the other: "hey--you know, it looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other one says, "who says I'm not?"

The Christian Bible.

On monday morning the doctor walked into a patient's room, then he walked out after a quick check up.

Why was the Chinese Man mistaken for the other Chinese Man? They were twins.

why was the blind man walking in circles? i dont know ask him yourself.

What do Michael Jackson and Donkey Kong have in common? They're both famous.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon

What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

Why was the boy late for dinner? He got in the van.

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish

What's the difference between a dead baby and an apple? I don't cum on an apple before I eat it.

Pinus Testicles

Where did the little boy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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