- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the prostitute survive the gunshot? She was wearing a bulletproff vest.

A man with a ski mask leaves a jewelry store He then goes back because he accidentally took the clerk's pen

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

What is worse than finding an Apple in your Worm? Watching your dog jumping of a cliff

There was once a family of tomatoes. A daddy tomato a mommy tomato and a baby tomato. they decided one day to take a walk. but the baby was taking forever so the daddy tomato walked back STOMPED on him and yelled "CATCHUP"

Roses are red, Violets are pretty, look at their team, Surrender at 20.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because Suzy had no arms.

Mr Jones, we're sending you to a mental health clinic

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? a lot.

What you reading? reading?

why did the chicken cross the road? because the chicken had enough of life and wanted to commit suicide due to recent tragic events such as his cheating wife, his druggie son, his prostitute daughter, losing his home, and getting fired

Why did the grandmother lock her grandson in the closet? Because she didn't love him.

their were 2 muffins. one said hello how are you. the other screamed "A TALKING MUFFIN"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realizing on your deathbed that you regret the life you've lived and hate the person you've become.

What did the Mexican get for christmas? Nothing, he was caught sneaking over the border in November.

Brad Fuller!

Why did the little boy have a gun pointed at his head? Because he hated his life and wanted to kill himself.

Why couldn't the convicted felonist come back to America? He lost his passport.

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the gorcery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons."

If you have a large penis.give this joke a thumbs up. ( :

Why did the cat land on it's back.... because its dead .......

Why do blacks run away from whites? Because god told all people to never go to the light.

There are two hippos in a bathtub, one says to the other, "pass the soap." the other hippo says, "no soap, radio."

Why did the turtle cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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