Roses are red. Violets are blue. These are facts. Good day.

Name an American born white man in the NBA. Thats right, you cant

So tell me what’s worse than a baby? A dead baby… Well then what’s worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a pile of dead babies? A live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies? A live baby eating it’s way out of a pile of dead babies…

why did the frog cry? Because he didn't get a message

We are sorry for being so sorry, and apologize again for apologizing so much... Why wont you just let me apologize? Does this insult you? I apologize. HEY! STOP THAT! I SAID I WAS SORRY SORRY FOR BEING SORRY! FORGIVE ME PLEASE SORRY WHY ARE YOU DRAWING THAT KNIFE OUT OF THE... LISTEN I AM SORRY!!! From my book the boy that cried help too much: The help arrived and the boy was never seen again. TRIPLE POST TO SAY SORRY FOR DOUBLE POSTING! QUADRUPLE POST TO SAY SORRY FOR DOUBLE POSTING...ETC.

My parents have an open marriage.

I'm a boy... I like hamburgers... Xbox is my favorite activity.... I have a dog... My dad is cheap... He's my doctor, my dentist, and my mom... Haha get it?

My friend who's a chef was stabbed by his own kitchen knife, everyone said it would be in bad taste to joke about it.

What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

Q:Why did the man have a lot of Hoes? A: He was an experienced Agriculturalist.

Whats worse than dropping your apple? The Japanese earthquake!

What looks like a duck, smells like a duck and feels like a duck? A duck.

if a chcken lays an eggg what happens? a baby bird comes out

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Ebola How about you?

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

okay i know you read this far but this is the turning point

God

Creepy Man: Let's play the rape game Young Girl: No!!!! Creepy Man: That's the spirit

Your mama is so ugly. But she is still a respected member of the community

What do you call a black kid with a backpack? I don't know.

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

if u like this i wont pay you a dollar

A girl that had Malaria couldn't play with her friends, whys this? She died.

Why are Ethiopians so fast? Because antelope are also very fast.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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