- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

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Why did thw chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

knock knock whos there? IRS Oh....

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Did you know that if you get all your intestines, and laid it out across the floor in a line, you would die?

Q: What's long and gray and kills people? A: A gas pipe.

There is no I in Pie except for the I

How did the black man cross the road after 5 years of trying to and getting hit by cars every time? some1 put KFC on the other side. MrBounty44

Bannana man do do do do do ect.

A newborn, an infant, a teenager, a person in their 20s, a person in the 40s, a person in their 60s, a person in their 70s, a person in their 80s, and a little old lady who is about 105 walk into a bar. Wait, infants can't walk.

Do you like impressions? Why? That's Socrates

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What did the sheep say when he broke a leg? Nothing, sheeps can't talk.

Whats hard and long? An erect penile shaft.

Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

What do you call a horse with no legs? Useless.

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes

What is black and red? Something that is black and red.

A black guy bought fried chicken and grape soda and decided to eat in the park. He had a sip of the grape soda and said "aaaaaaahhh grape drank!" There was a man dressed in a grape coustume drinking out of the fountain.

Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

A black man, a Jewish man, and an Indian man are all in the taxi when they were all killed in a car crash. Who was driving the car? The taxi driver.

Why don't you push a mexican off a bike, because its probably yours,

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