A baby seal walks in to a club... That's it. That's the joke.

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Whenever anybody asks me to help me find something they lost, I say: "Look where it is and you will find it."

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor? -Cody Williams

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A woman comes to the doctor with a dog and the doctor says: -What are you doing here, dog? Get the hell out of here, you're an animal.

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I hate being bi-polar; it's awesome!

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was tied to the chicken

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Roses are red violets are blue i heart my toilet Becuase it holds all my POO!!!!!!!!

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Three men walked into a bar. They looked around, saw that it was pretty crowded, and decided they'd feel more comfortable going somewhere a little less busy down the road.

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Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? ..no

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A dog walked into a bar. The bartender barked at the dog and the dog replied with, "I don't speak dog language."

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knock knock GO AWAY I'M IN THE SHOWER

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Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

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Why Does God Hate Gays? He Doesent, God Does Not Exist.

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Ok, so, a big moose walks into a store and he looks around for potatoes but he cant find any. So he asked a worker, "do you know where the potatoes are?" and she says, "the potatoes are in aisle 3." So the moose goes to aisle 3 and there aren't any potatoes!

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So this one time at band camp... a flute gave me an STD.

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PATHETIC

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why did the girl cross the road ? to get run over by a flee of running cows

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Two ducks are sitting on washcloths in the middle of a lake. One duck looks to the other and asks, "hey, do you have any soap?" to which the other duck responds, "what do you think I am, a typewriter?"

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What does the Cookie Monster eat? Nothing. The Cookie Monster is not a living, sentient being and does not require sustenance to live.

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A one legged long jumper missed the world record by one foot.

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A baby walks into a bar, the whole bar applaudes for the baby boy who just took his first steps.

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When's the best time to go to the dentist? When you have an appointment.

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How many hamburgers can a grizzly bear eat? Maybe 6.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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