Who eats chicken noodle soup? Anybody who enjoys chicken noodle soup.

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: He dropped his ice cream. Q: Why was the boy mad? A: He dropped his ice cream. Q: Why was the boy in pain? A: Because a clown was ripping off the boys big toes with a hacksaw, all the while causing the small boy emotional pains by killing the boy's orange cat.

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If life gives you melons ... You might be dyslexic

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Yo mamas so fat, that I need a new pair of sunglasses.

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Why Does God Hate Gays? He Doesent, God Does Not Exist.

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What happens if you fight Chuck Norris? You might lose or win.

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Do you know what does Wikipedia says about Elton John ? It says that Sir Elton Hercules John, CBE (born Reginald Kenneth Dwight; 25 March 1947) is an English singer-songwriter, composer and pianist. He has worked with his songwriting partner Bernie Taupin since 1967; they have collaborated on more than 30 albums to date.

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what do you do when a baby screams? shake it.

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What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

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Why Do Black Men Like Koolaid Because its red

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Three men sit at a bar. A clown walks in, so the first man says, "Oh, what fresh hell is this?", gets up and leaves. Then a fairy flies in, so the second man says, "Aw, hell no!", gets up and leaves. So the third man was alone with the fairy and clown.

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Jews...

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What do you call a man who writes anti-jokes? Rhys, because that is my name. thank you

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sexual intercourse.

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What do you call a black man running down the street? A promising athlete in training.

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whats first than finding a worm in your apple? a blonde who asks you why there is a worm in your apple

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set. Cuz she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

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What's black and hangs from trees? tires ...and black people

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Why did the boy dress up as a zombie? Because it was Halloween.

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A dog walked into a bar. The bartender barked at the dog and the dog replied with, "I don't speak dog language."

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400 asian people walked in a bar

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What did Scooby Doo say to Shaggy? Raggy

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Knock knock! Who's there? an atheist. an atheist who oh sorry, I forgot atheists don't knock on people's doors

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Guy 1: Ever heard of Ethiopian food? Guy 2: No habla espanol... Guy 1: Oh....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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