Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Comfortably, four.

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America

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holocaust jokes are bad, anne frankly they annoy me

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A horse walks into a bar the barkeeper asks 'Why the long face?' The horse, incapable of speaking English, walked around in a circle, excreated and left.

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Sheesh people! Stop insulting my last comment! Do not GO into my comment section, I do not WANT YOU to keep thumbing up those that call me pedo. Moral: Norway... you gonna call us all pedophiles? Please... besides I prefer them over nineteen... the downside is that they often got a couple of kids already at that age... Sigh...

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What do you call a man who writes anti-jokes? Rhys, because that is my name. thank you

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What do u call a black polar bear? A black bear

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Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he has no arms or legs. Why doesn't he have any arms or legs? Because he is a potato.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? James. James who? James from work. Oh, come on in.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have five finger and the middle is for you

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Q: what did the tractor say when helost his farmer? A: wheres my farmer?

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i like cats

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Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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Advice from a pro: Don't be a faggot

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Why did the boat sink? It ran into an iceberg.

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Sometimes, people ask me, "Do you always have to be so obnoxious?" And to that I reply, "I don't always, but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis." Stay thirsty, my friends.

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How many worms dose it take to eat an apple? One.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways and there was no traffic.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

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What's worse then dumping your' girlfriend over text? Dumping her best friend over text at the same time.

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My claustrophobia was cured by imagining that all small spaces were naked.

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