If a rooster lays a brown egg on the south side of an Asian man's roof, which way would I turn at the intersection? Folderol, because laundry has no soul.

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Why did Billy fall off the swings? Because he had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor? -Cody Williams

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A man called his dentist and asked when he should make an appointment. The dentist told him to come in around two thirty pm because that's when the next appointment was available.

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A woman comes to the doctor with a dog and the doctor says: -What are you doing here, dog? Get the hell out of here, you're an animal.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a piece of coal? The coal doesn't scream when you burn it.

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I hate being bi-polar; it's awesome!

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What did polyvore say to wanelo? Nothing They are apps

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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There are two people in this world; people who finish their sentences and people who

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When's the best time to go to the dentist? When you have an appointment.

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whats first than finding a worm in your apple? a blonde who asks you why there is a worm in your apple

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Why was the cancer patient in the hospital? Her mother threw a rock at her head.

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what did the dog do when he saw the flea?he ate it because he didn't know what would happen next

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who has brown eyes blonde hair and red lips a human-being

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holocaust jokes are bad, anne frankly they annoy me

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What's worse than your mom finding out she has AIDS? After she found out she had AIDS she stormed out of the hospital and got run over by a bus.

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Why I the kid still at school? His mom was brutally run over by a car

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Why did the boat sink? It ran into an iceberg.

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What did I write on this website? This antijoke.

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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when the doctor asked him why he was sad andreas replyd i have a small penis and drew and devin keep making me drop the soap

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Whats blue and fuzzy? blue fuzz.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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