- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy walks down the street. He sees a lamp, picks it up and rubs it. A genie appears and says that he has 3 wishes. The black says he wants to be thin, white, and get alot of pussy. The genie says, congadulations your a condom!!

what?

Q: What's Black and White and Red All Over? A: This is a logical fallacy. If something is "Red All Over," it is implied that no other color can be showing. Thus, whatever innate Black and/or Whiteness was formerly attributed to said object will now have been inherently obfuscated by its Redness.

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

An Irish, an English, a Chinese and a French are together in a boat. And it shows the diversity of our society.

Roses are red pineapple is yellow I'll shove your head up my ass so you can eat some marshmallows!

Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? So that it would melt and he could dip his dick into it and his mom could lick it off.

What is pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

A man and his horse walk into a bar, he is told to leave because animals are not allowed on the property

Neither have I

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind

A father was angry at his daughter's boyfriend because he took her virginity. The boyfriend said he was ashamed that he never told her he has AIDS.

Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a brick at him!

A redundant man walked into a bar. He sat down, and unfortunately, we learn 5 minutes later that his wife died.

Roses are red Jeffrey's a nigger A refrigerator is white But Jeffrey's not a refrigerator. He's a nigger.

What's the difference between a truckload of dead babies and a truckload of bowling balls? You can't unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there Not Sarah

A man climbs up a tree. Once he reaches the top he is scared and thus incapable of getting down.

Siete inglesi quindi non sapete nemmeno cosa c'è scritto ? Succhiacapre che non siete altro.

why did the white man read the New York Times? because HuffPo is horrible. I mean, it's so so so shitty. it's like a wannabe buzzfeed, which ought to say it all.

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