Roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

You know what really pisses me off? When I drink too much coffee.

How do you get an Asian man to build you a computer? Pay him a reasonable amount of money

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

Whats worst than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worst than a pile of dead babies? One live baby under the pile of dead babies.

NO! Nero created the MULTIVERSE During the sixth day... And on the seventh... He did not get any sleep or rest either...¨ SO THE GREAT EXPLOSION OF ENDORPHIN'S WAS CREATED AND IT WAS GOOD! Moral:"Seriously, get lost, only the trio of the Gods Me,Myself, and I, are worthy of this tribulation!

Bannana man do do do do do ect.

Three men are all in a car park and they all want the same parking spot. As it turns out, it was a trolley bay

why did the computer crash? it didn't

Why did the black man wash up on shore? He was on a boating trip, deep sea fishing, with some close friends from high school. About half of a mile off shore his ship crashed and sunk to the bottom of the ocean. Sadly, not everyone lived this through this tragic accident. This man was one of them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why the f*** do so many people ask this question?

A black man, a Jewish man, and an Indian man are all in the taxi when they were all killed in a car crash. Who was driving the car? The taxi driver.

Your mother is so fat that people make rude comments about her behind her back, but they shouldn't because she's a really nice lady.

And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

What's red and screams? A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

What is black and red? Something that is black and red.

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes

what did the doctor say to the guy with a bullet in his arm you have a bullet in your arm

Me-Whats long and hard and full of seaman Him-a submarine Me-No dumb ass a dick

How do you make a baby fly? Hit it's mother in the stomach.

What does Pontiac stand for? Nothing. Pontiac's were discontinued

What did the man and woman do in bed together? Sleep.

What did the black person use to peel a banana? His hands.

what do you call a 19th century steam train driver ? i dont know , depends what his mother named him

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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