Whats the best part about being alive? Not getting hit by a bus

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Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

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Two black men jump off a cliff, who wins? Wins what?

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Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

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Why was the dog crying? Because his owners hated him and called him stupid.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? To get to your house. Knock Knock Who is there. The chicken.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a dead moose, In my basement.

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Why couldn't the girl swing on the swing set? She had no arms.

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Life is like a box of chocolates! It sucks if you have diabetes

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If you have a large penis.give this joke a thumbs up. ( :

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What is the difference between a black man and a speed bump? A black man is a living thing and a speed bump is not.

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Why did the prostitute survive the gunshot? She was wearing a bulletproff vest.

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Q: What's the difference between lucky charms and a baby? A: One is magically delicious and the other is a breakfast serial.

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School

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hey

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two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

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anti jokes are for fags

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Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

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Welcome to die!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers... how about you.

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if you give somebody a dollar and they give you a different dollar you both have a dollar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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