- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy walks down the street. He sees a lamp, picks it up and rubs it. A genie appears and says that he has 3 wishes. The black says he wants to be thin, white, and get alot of pussy. The genie says, congadulations your a condom!!

so if you need 20 dollars and you just kicked your cat how old is your mom. cake because you are a 666 member.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "i have aids."

why does Chuck Norris never get wet in the rain? Because he has a very serviceable umbrella

If life throws you melons, you might be dyslexic..

why did the blond walk in to a door because she was not paying attention

what happens when you put samuel jackson on a plane with snakes? They make a movie

Yo mamma is so weird most people try to avoid her.

Why was the black man forced off of the roller coaster He had heart disease

Whats sadder than a lost baby deer? Im too lazy too think of the rest of the joke.

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

Did you hear about the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13 for sexual content/nudity, language, and some violence.

Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a brick at him!

Why do cats burp quietly, because they aren't men

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

A black and a white man enter the bar all the people jump on the black guy to beat him up when the white guy is geting free vodka

Why can't black people be in a talent show? Because they'll steal the show.

A man climbs up a tree. Once he reaches the top he is scared and thus incapable of getting down.

you had me at "hello", no need to add "you're under arrest"

Michael Jackson's favorite places: Toystore Candy shop Playground Amusment parks Kindergarden classroom Orphanige

Xzibit

Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

penis

dildos are red, vaginas are blue, mother, what have I done to you?

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