- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a cat and a banana? Bananas don't scream as much when you peel them.

I love you. You love me. I killed you're family. No you're an orphan.

What do you call a man named Jimmy? Jimmy

Roses are red Violets are blue get down or i will shoot

Q: What do you get when you stand a blonde on her head? A: HORSE DICK

Answer The Following!! Q: How Do You Kill Bee?? Q: What Do You Call A Bee Who Live In America?? Q: Why Don't You Give Elsa A Balloon??

i am and me is i

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

Pineapples have a smaller volume than the sun

What do gay guys eat? Normal food like every other human being.

Two penguins are sitting on an ice flow. One says to the other: "hey--you know, it looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other one says, "who says I'm not?"

Why was the Chinese Man mistaken for the other Chinese Man? They were twins.

why was the blind man walking in circles? i dont know ask him yourself.

On monday morning the doctor walked into a patient's room, then he walked out after a quick check up.

The Christian Bible.

-Ask me if i'm a crab. -Are you a crab? -No, why would i be a crab?

You're at a funeral & your phone goes off and the ringtone is dead and gone

A man adopts an orphan. He waits till the child is a teenager to tell the news. He then commits suicide as to scar the child emotionally for the rest of its life.

doctor doctor i have been having a sore head recently . doctor : have you hurt your head yes

What do you call a puppy that has been left in the cold? A puppsicle

"I have some good news and some bad news, which do you want to hear first?" The good news. "There is no bad news." Then what's the bad news? "There is no bad news.

Whats worst than getting raped by an old man? -Nothing, getting raped is probably the worst thing to happen to you.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? His health was dwindling ever since he was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer several years ago and this looked like the end.

whats worse then getting fired from your job? Getting raped by a giant gorilla with a 4 foot long penis following by being bitten by a very poisonous rattle snake and slowly dying a painful death.

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