Q: What do you call Justin Bieber with a penis? A: Darn good plastic surgery.

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Where did Ann go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

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Why are black people so tall? Because their parents were

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A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

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do want to hear a joke? Women's rights

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Suzie was in a traumatizing accident resulting in her arms getting cut off. Knock Knock? Whos There? Not Suzie.

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How many women does it take to drive a car? One. She had a sex change.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish, who had a horrible accident with a fishing hook

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TWIX PAUSE!

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Where did the boy go after the explosion? Everywhere

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(402)217-6102 that is Jesse

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Two Blondes walk into a bar. They each enjoy a refreshing drink before heading home to greet their family

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What did Batman's mother say when it was time for dinner? Nothing, Batman's parents are dead.

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what would Michael jakson do if he was alive? scream and hit the top of his coffin

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Why didn't Charlie Sheen lose? Because he's always winning.

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How many Frenchmen does it take to surrender? Probably just one.

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what do you say to a girl dog crying??? shut up bitch...

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Why, you might ask, did in fact the chicken cross this all too infamous road? His grandma-ma phoned the righteous bird and requested a visit. Chickens never displease their family.

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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in the front of his pants. He is given some very strange looks from the patrons both due to the fact that he has a steering wheel in his pants and because people wearing traditional pirate garb are a rarity.

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What is the difference between a baby and a rat? I don't have a rat in a cage

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Jesus was a good guy

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The more I learn to understand myself, the more true I am towards my values the less human I feel. The irony is, that there will always be other humans feelng the same.

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There was once a family of tomatoes. A daddy tomato a mommy tomato and a baby tomato. they decided one day to take a walk. but the baby was taking forever so the daddy tomato walked back STOMPED on him and yelled "CATCHUP"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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