- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a sandwich? You don't, you have a girl do it for you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's black and white and red all over? A piece of discarded newspaper previously covering the half dismembered torso of a dead prostitute.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a WAFFLE!

what did the egg say to the boiling water? itll take a while to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick.

Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

A man walks into a bar. The bar is closed and the man is a thief. The police are promptly called in fear that the situation may become increasingly dangerous.

Racecar is spelled the same forwards and backwards. Masturbation does not work.

Why couldn't Scruffy get out from under the car? It had parked on his skull.

Samraj.

Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with abnormal sized genitalia.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? yea, neither has he.

their were 2 muffins. one said hello how are you. the other screamed "A TALKING MUFFIN"

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Knock Knock opens the door

What do you call a dog with no legs? Max

what is worse tahn finding a worm in your apple? finding hitler in your house.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Being a Japanese person in Hiroshima on this date.August 6, 1945

Hey, did u know that diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your jeans By: Trey & Trenton of Texas

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a date-rapist

A horse walked into a bar, the bartender asked "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, as it was a horse and did not speak English nor understand what the man had said, the horse then stumbled around the bar for a while, confused, before finding the exit and leaving.

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