- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a cat and a banana? Bananas don't scream as much when you peel them.

A man is gay, a parade is held in his honor. A man is black, a holiday is named after him. A man is white, he laughs at the stupidity in the world today.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Coming home and discovering that your wife has drowned your kids in the bathtub

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

What do you call a man named Jimmy? Jimmy

I love you. You love me. I killed you're family. No you're an orphan.

Roses are red Violets are blue get down or i will shoot

Answer The Following!! Q: How Do You Kill Bee?? Q: What Do You Call A Bee Who Live In America?? Q: Why Don't You Give Elsa A Balloon??

Q: What do you get when you stand a blonde on her head? A: HORSE DICK

Pineapples have a smaller volume than the sun

i am and me is i

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

What do gay guys eat? Normal food like every other human being.

On monday morning the doctor walked into a patient's room, then he walked out after a quick check up.

why was the blind man walking in circles? i dont know ask him yourself.

Two penguins are sitting on an ice flow. One says to the other: "hey--you know, it looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other one says, "who says I'm not?"

-Ask me if i'm a crab. -Are you a crab? -No, why would i be a crab?

The Christian Bible.

Why was the Chinese Man mistaken for the other Chinese Man? They were twins.

Whats worst than getting raped by an old man? -Nothing, getting raped is probably the worst thing to happen to you.

doctor doctor i have been having a sore head recently . doctor : have you hurt your head yes

You're at a funeral & your phone goes off and the ringtone is dead and gone

What do you call a puppy that has been left in the cold? A puppsicle

"I have some good news and some bad news, which do you want to hear first?" The good news. "There is no bad news." Then what's the bad news? "There is no bad news.

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