why was the boy sad. his father is an alcoholic that beats him daily.

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Quick ladies take off all your clothes the cloth stealer is coming Oh yyyaaaa

Have you heard about the angry chef? He beat his children

What's behind Chuck Norris' beard? His chin

Why was was a black guy carrying a tv out of someone else's house. He was helping them move.

Q. How do you kill a dumb blonde? A. Shoot her.

What's the difference between a rhino and a house cat? They look way different.

What did one pare say to the other ... ... WE MAKE A GREAT PARE!!!

your momma is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

Why didn't the man go to work? He got stabbed.

why did the chicken cross the road it was being chased by the man from the chicken slaughter house.

TRENT EGENLAUF IS a LITTLE BOY

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there? Alzheimers

What is a black man's favorite fast food restauraunt? Varies.

Jimmy was skipping in the park one day when a young boy stopped him. "Hello there, would you like to be friends? We can go behind the old oak tree and play soccer!" asked the boy. "Ok!" replied Jimmy, and they went off together to play. The so-called 'young boy' was actually a wanted midget rapist. Jimmy was brutally raped and filmed. The film was later uploaded onto the internet where it blew up in a matter of weeks. Jimmy had to move schools 6 times and had to go to counselling every week. He finds it hard making friends and later went on to become a heavy cocaine addict.

i feel like i will die some heroic death, but its more likely i will trip over my dog and choke on a spoonful of frosting.

Five men walk into a bar. The bartender says, more taste or less? None of them care.

Roses are Red Toilets are Blue Get out of Me way I Need to POO!

Why were the kids screaming? They were being chased by a giant ferocious spiny lobster.

How long did it take the world's most powerful democracy to elect a black President? Less than a day.

The blondes on the opposite part of the lake is a pretty good joke

What do you call a dog with 4 legs? A dog.

how do you beat up 3 year old with ease? you beat her up, 3 years can't fight for shit.

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