Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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What's the cookie monster's favorite kind of cookie? Oreos

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Yo mama so fat that.....NooNoooNooooooo (strips)

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was a cold day

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can i have 10 pounds to go to the cinema?

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leon harney ya pikey

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An Asian man, a black man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They all buy the same drink, are charged the same price and say " We are all equal! " They then continue on with their days normaly.

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What's the difference between a bird and a pool table? Both of them fly, except for the pool table.

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Your Mom

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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I saw a "Baby on Board" bumper sticker on a car TARGET AQUIRED

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whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

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How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None

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Why would you call a child douche bag? Cause they're sterile

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how do u get a blonde to stay away from her credit card... i dont know im blonde

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If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

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What's black and can't climb trees? A parking lot

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What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

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a man is running away

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Mark Twain, Jesus, and Bill Gates are sitting at a bar. Someone messed with the space time continuum again.

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what do you give a little girl with no legs and no arms for christmas...................cancer

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Why is Michael J. Fox unable to build domino chains? He only has one domino.

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What can fly for only a short period? A jumper.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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