Did you hear about the guy who came onto his best friend's wife? Yeah, she handed him some kleenex after and told him to wipe it off.

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What's worse than stepping on a Lego? Leukemia

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There's my tractor.

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What do you call it when a woman doesn't want the child she is currently impregnated with? Abortion: a very sensitive and controversial topic.

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What did the blonde do when her car broke down? Made a Facebook status about then called animal control.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

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A black guy walks into a bar. He falls unconscious and an ambulance is quickly called to bring him to the hospital.

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What did the black man say to the asian? Hey.

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Hey, there are 206 bones in the human body, would you like 1 more? ;) If you are referring to your penis, that is made of tissue, so it is not an extra bone. And no, I would not like your penis.

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What do you call a sleeping bull? Don't call him anything and back away slowly.

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Whats Black White and Red all over? oh, wait. what time were we supposed to meet that landlord?

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Moral"We all miss someone sometimes during our life, but just remain patient as you aim again, reload and hit that someone!"

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind

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what's brown and sticky? A stick

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Why did the rabbit jump? Because that's what rabbits do.

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What did Helen Keller say after the Iron Maiden show? Nothing, she is a mute.

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What do you say to a black man on the street? Hello.

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What's worrying about a middle-eastern man on a plane? The fact you are worrying about it.

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Why wasn't the old woman sitting on the porch? Because she got raped by a big scorpian.

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what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Pizza's don't scream when there in then oven.

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They have a lengthy discussion regarding the hardships their people have suffered throughout history. Eventually, the subject changes to which coffee franchise has the best blend. A clear, concise decision is never reached. They then are asked to leave the bar, as they have not ordered any drinks and the bar is for paying customers only.

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What do you call a man man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? Bob(he is bobbing in the water)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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